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Just install a small flamethrower at the beef maws gaping hole to incinerate the fetid blood waste as it falls
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Verily I Shat posted:I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some tampons could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they have them behind the counter or something and you have to ask for them specifically. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying tampons? stop being a bitch
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Sep 12, 2015 15:55
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I think a better question is how do I stop my self from buying tampons every time I go to the store because its so easy for me to do and no sweat at all that I sometimes do it by accident even. In fact when the cashier sees me approaching the checkout he takes a box of tampons out from under the counter and scans it in advance because he can tell I have a gf just to look at me
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Sep 12, 2015 16:03
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I've found that putting the tampons in before buying them makes their purchase much less awkward in comparison. Especially if I don't take them out of the box first.
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Sep 12, 2015 20:50
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it's a fact of life so whats the hangup? just loving buy them with a straight face.
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Sep 12, 2015 21:11
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Date dudes. Or Use the self checkout if you are self conscious you baby.
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Sep 12, 2015 21:15
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Before entering the store, just nick your Femoral Artery at the top of your leg. While the blood is flowing freely down your leg (for best results wear a dress) walk in and get the tampons. No one will mention a thing as they can see you obviously need them.
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Sep 12, 2015 21:19
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Crawl out of the store on all fours, meowing all the way.
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Sep 12, 2015 22:44
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Go in with your best friend and blow him at the cashier to diffuse the tension and proclaim your homosexuality pre-emptively. Take back the power the tampons stole from you.
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Sep 12, 2015 22:52
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can you imagine, being embarassed to buy condoms, or tampons, or really anything while in a store?
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Sep 12, 2015 22:55
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mind the walrus posted:Go in with your best friend and blow him at the cashier to diffuse the tension and proclaim your homosexuality pre-emptively. Take back the power the tampons stole from you. nothing more masculine than two dudes fuckin honestly
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Sep 12, 2015 23:04
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Buy them the same way you buy condoms, whatever that may be. Be creative! Buy a bunch of other random stuff too if you're that much of a loving coward
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Sep 13, 2015 21:34
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The cashier will be way to put off by your spree-killer-in-training nervous vibe to worry about what you are buying op. I'm sure she will just try to get you out of the store as quick as possible so you don't have a supreme gentleman moment right there.
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Sep 14, 2015 02:33
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:can you imagine, being embarassed to buy condoms, or tampons, or really anything while in a store? The first time I bought enemas I was like "it's a gag gift" that is one of the dumbest things I've ever said. Now I'm like hey got a coupon for those. Tampons are the least of my problems.
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Sep 14, 2015 02:49
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I worked as a cashier one summer and liked to speculate what people were going to cook based on what they bought, buying medicine or sanitary goods really didn't concern me at all. 
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Sep 14, 2015 03:59
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Sep 14, 2015 04:18
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Just loving buy them holy poo poo FYI the cashier hated you before you even set your purchase on the checkstand
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Sep 14, 2015 05:25
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Bobcats posted:Just loving buy them holy poo poo FYI the cashier hated you before you even set your purchase on the checkstand They don't hate you. They hate loving Sheila the dayshift manager who decided to schedule them to come in on their day off because their co-worker called in sick (aka hungover) and they're thinking about how they can't wait for lunch so they can get off their feet for a few minutes and check their phone and the nerdy dude who's doing a loving terrible job at looking inconspicuous as he shuffles up, face red with embarrassment, and slides a box of tampons that's hidden under a magazine on to the counter barely even registers on their give a gently caress meter but still they have to smile and act super interested in whatever lameass joke the guy's got about the tampons that they've already heard thousands and thousands of times day in and day out and once the nerdy guy is checked out and away from their immediate vision that person may not even exist for all the thought they'll give him
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Sep 14, 2015 05:44
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im gay
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Sep 14, 2015 05:47
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tell them that it makes your post-enema clean up waaay easier.
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Sep 14, 2015 06:31
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Robo Reagan posted:They don't hate you. They hate loving Sheila the dayshift manager who decided to schedule them to come in on their day off because their co-worker called in sick (aka hungover)
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Sep 14, 2015 07:18
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You have two options: 1. Buy some tampons, maxi pads, diapers and windshield washer fluid. Tell the cashier you're going to conduct some experiments. 2. Buy some tampons, scissors, crayons and little googly eyes. The cashier will understand. Tampons don't have expiration dates. So go on Amazon and buy a lifetime supply. Problem solved.
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Sep 14, 2015 07:48
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Don't worry, I'm sure the cashier is only thinking "These must be for his mom, 'cause there's no goddamn way this loser has a girlfriend".
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Sep 14, 2015 08:27
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I used to be embarrassed to buy tampons and stuff but then I started thinking why the gently caress did I care if the cashier knew I had a period like almost all other non menopausal women? hth
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Sep 14, 2015 08:53
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ChairmanMeow posted:The first time I bought enemas I was like "it's a gag gift" that is one of the dumbest things I've ever said. Now I'm like hey got a coupon for those. Tampons are the least of my problems. One time I ended up buying pretty much every kind of constipation and hemorrhoid product Walgreens carried. I felt a tiny bit sheepish, but what can you do? They'll check out non-Rx items at the pharmacy counter if you only have a couple. I've always wondered if they'd let me buy benzos and beer on the same transaction.
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Sep 14, 2015 16:22
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Just do it, puss.
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Sep 14, 2015 16:43
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I have never had this problem because... I AM A MALE AND HAVE NEVER HAD THE NEED TO PURCHASE TAMPONS. Unless I have to pack a bullet wound and that's what the ER is for.
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My wife makes me buy them every month, I just keep my face in my phone reading dumb poo poo while at the checkout stand.
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