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I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some crampons could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they are avid climbers and you specific questions about your favorite slopes and what other equipment you use. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying crampons?
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Sep 11, 2015 16:49
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What's a crampon? Also, was expecting a "How do you buy condos without it being awkward?" next so kudos on upturning expectations. Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 16:50
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you have to buy a bunch of random stuff along side the crampons, thats what i do
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Sep 11, 2015 16:51
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Hobohemian posted:What's a crampon? also op thinks they're hilarious because they rhyme with "tampons"
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Sep 11, 2015 16:51
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Hobohemian posted:What's a crampon? It's when you get a horrible cramp in your groin at thee moment of orgasm.
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Sep 11, 2015 16:52
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Sep 11, 2015 16:53
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Hobohemian posted:What's a crampon? look at this N00b  do you even climb?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crampons
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Sep 11, 2015 16:56
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symbolic posted:it's like spikes you attach to boots and they're used for climbing. I don't think that's why they're hilarious, TBH.
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Sep 11, 2015 16:57
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Applewhite posted:I don't think that's why they're hilarious, TBH.
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Sep 11, 2015 16:58
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symbolic posted:that's literally the only joke you can make about crampons that doesn't involve murdering someone with them Well yes it's the only joke you can make about crampons specifically but it opens up a whole bunch of other potential jokes about climbers and obnoxious outdoorsy people.
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Sep 11, 2015 17:00
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Applewhite posted:Well yes it's the only joke you can make about crampons specifically but it opens up a whole bunch of other potential jokes about climbers and obnoxious outdoorsy people. going outdoors
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Sep 11, 2015 17:01
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symbolic posted:here's a joke for you: *snorting laughter*
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Sep 11, 2015 17:02
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i shoved the crampons up my wife and she is trying to call the police help goons
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Sep 11, 2015 17:03
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JiveHonky posted:i shoved the crampons up my wife and she is trying to call the police help goons She should call an ambulance, what are the police gonna do?
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Sep 11, 2015 17:04
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symbolic posted:that's literally the only joke you can make about crampons that doesn't involve murdering someone with them The Venture Brothers posted:DR. ORPHEUS
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Sep 11, 2015 17:06
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My crampons are not very absorbent. Anyone got some tips on how to improve them? Wool socks won't fit.
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Sep 11, 2015 17:07
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JiveHonky posted:i shoved the crampons up my wife and she is trying to call the police help goons
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Sep 11, 2015 17:07
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smooty chicken
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Sep 11, 2015 17:10
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symbolic posted:that's literally the only joke you can make about crampons that doesn't involve murdering someone with them you could do a wax on/wax off cramp on/cramp off joke boom headshot idiot
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Sep 11, 2015 18:56
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op i have a serious question for you and i need you to be honest with me: are crampons like a tampon but they weigh 50 lbs and cause vaginal cramps?
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Sep 11, 2015 18:59
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It's easy op just try not to be 'that guy' who loudly announces he's climbing everest and just say you're gunning for shishipangma or Cho oyu or something more laid back
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Sep 11, 2015 18:59
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Also take advantage of their insurance options if you're gunning for Annapurna there's a good chance you'll lose them as a falling serac detaches and crushes you beneath tons of ice and snow
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Sep 11, 2015 19:00
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