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Patware
Jan 3, 2005

It's gone from 'nice funny jokes while also talking about games' to 'heh these things are funny because they're lies' and 'these ability descriptions are ~wacky~' . The Mad Max article is just a dry description of the game followed up with lines about a pig that hit so flat it boggles the mind.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lol if you read the video game articles

UntilYouAreSoNude
Apr 21, 2008
I liked the MGS5 one a lot!

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck

UntilYouAreSoNude posted:

I liked the MGS5 one a lot!

I came here to post this.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

UntilYouAreSoNude posted:

I liked the MGS5 one a lot!
Yeah

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
"I'll get to Metal Gear next time."

*writes a Blood Bowl article instead*

:ocelot::smugjones:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol if you read the video game articles

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


I really enjoyed the latest one:

http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/nintendo-nx-console/

especially:

Corin Tucker's Stalker posted:


Remember, the WiiU is the only system on the market with a solid state hard drive, and somehow loading a menu feels like loading a Sarah Michelle Gellar gallery in 1996 from a server on Mars. If we want responsive user interfaces we're going to have to wait for quantum computing.


Also nice to have One Sentence Reviews back. It's a hell of a release season for games this year so if CTS can keep up Video Game Article has a shot at resurgence.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Video Game Article is kind of good now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bought Quest for Arcadia based solely on Video Game Article's glowing review.
I have to say it was right on the money and I am having so much fun I'm seriously considering buying the skeleton expansion.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

I bought Quest for Arcadia based solely on Video Game Article's glowing review.
I have to say it was right on the money and I am having so much fun I'm seriously considering buying the skeleton expansion.

who the gently caress cares

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Don't know how I missed it until now, but this week's Video Game Article is very good.

whsa
Apr 24, 2008

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Don't know how I missed it until now, but this week's Video Game Article is very good.

agreed, there's been a lot of good stuff on there, and the one sentence reviews are great.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who the gently caress cares

Denniss Farell might.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
At least they are not as bad as the "Comedy Goldmine" articles 99% which are roughly as funny as that annoying skinny guy on the fringes of your group that quotes Family Guy non stop.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/interview-carmack-quinn/

i take it all back

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

That article was fantastic. :golfclap:

"John Carmack can you invent a TV with an Oculus Rift badge on it?"

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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

This was good and I laughed more than once. Nice.

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