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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

Nah go wild.

Honestly just take it and a bulb of garlic peel the garlic and boil em together then just eat it like a soup.

snipe

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12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
I had a dog eat a 3 lb tub of margarine once.

Think terrifying doggy poo poo cannon.

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
How the gently caress do you cook butter anyway? Applying heat to butter melts it. Butter is raw by virtue of being butter.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

SnotGrumble posted:

How the gently caress do you cook butter anyway? Applying heat to butter melts it. Butter is raw by virtue of being butter.

Melt it and add it to baked goods, put it on top of meat to baste, sautee with it. Come on now.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Nah it's keto bro. I eat buttered bacon all the time and I'm healthy af.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Bottom Liner posted:

Nah it's keto bro. I eat buttered bacon all the time and I'm healthy af.

af in this case means "and fat"

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Bottom Liner posted:

Nah it's keto bro. I eat buttered bacon all the time and I'm healthy af.

You are dumb and bad.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
nah sorry to disappoint, butter is only bad for you if the rest of your diet is poo poo and filled with sugar

naem
May 29, 2011

dehumanized yourself, and face to shed's spread

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
My grandpa ate butter off the stick and is still around*

*But has serious heart problems

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
im naked in bed right now eating an ice cream float.

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
im eating "cottage cheese" off of my "unit"
it tastes good because I ate so much curry that I sweat "sauce"

Fluo
May 25, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT0K3wph3As

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

my feet go numb just watching that

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

my feet go numb just watching that

Have one from 6 years ago (that one was last week)

Slowly turning into a tomato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

...butter? hardly knew her!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SnotGrumble posted:

How the gently caress do you cook butter anyway? Applying heat to butter melts it. Butter is raw by virtue of being butter.

browned butter is delicious hth

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Fluo posted:

Have one from 6 years ago (that one was last week)

Slowly turning into a tomato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

jesus she looks like twenty years older in the new video

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
If I'm ever told that I only have a few months to live you better believe that "Eat a whole tub of Clover" is near the top of my bucket list.

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
It's not so bad if you're doing arctic-explorer levels of exercise throughout the day

https://what-if.xkcd.com/126/

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