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Being gay would loving own, but alas. I don't even like anal with chicks but blowjs are nice, but I need to see their hot tits and asses too. Objectively gay sex sounds way easier to obtain, and a lot of fun because men are, in general, better at literally everything.
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Dear gay women, carry on
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my wife loves giving me blow jobs, but I don't usually like getting them, so I don't let her do it very often it seems kinda weird but it's true Tinestram fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Sep 15, 2015 |
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Sep 15, 2015 00:19
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Ransom posted:Sometimes I have dreams where I have a giant dick that comes all the way to my face and in my dream I'm like inspecting it closely and I'm like 'huh, I could suck my own dick if I wanted to' but then I wake up before I put it in my mouth. I think you have the gay gene
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Sep 15, 2015 00:35
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ghetto wormhole posted:actually OP a lot of girls love sucking dick especially OP's mom.
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Sep 15, 2015 01:07
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if women dont like sucking on doodles does that mean that men don't like slurping on coozes? because i definitely like putting my mouth on the puss
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Gatekeeper posted:if women dont like sucking on doodles does that mean that men don't like slurping on coozes? because i definitely like putting my mouth on the puss I don't like slurping on cooze but I do it anyway because I want my girl to know I appreciate her sucking on my doodler. I do it out of a sense of duty, which many women seem to lack IME. However I've met a sexhaver who doesn't care for having her puss in mouths, instead preferring dillz in HER mouth (and sometimes esophagus!). I'll probably marry her, she's my favorite person (not just for that I'm no chauvinist pig!). It's such a perfect arrangement that im constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop and find out that she's a mtf or anti-semite.  x 1000
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Sep 15, 2015 01:49
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Dave_Indeed posted:Being gay would loving own, but alas. I don't even like anal with chicks but blowjs are nice, but I need to see their hot tits and asses too. i'm so sorry
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Sep 15, 2015 03:06
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Fact is that my fetish for large assed women in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts can't be satiated by hairy gross dudes, whether they want to gobble my dong or not.
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Sep 15, 2015 03:12
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Rasmussen posted:Tried it, didn't care for it. You kinda NEED to tell this story imo.
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Sep 15, 2015 07:45
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RaceBannon posted:Fact is that my fetish for large assed women in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts can't be satiated by hairy gross dudes, whether they want to gobble my dong or not. What about by cute men in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts who want to gobble your dong?
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Sep 15, 2015 14:20
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cmndstab posted:What about by cute men in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts who want to gobble your dong? 
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Sep 15, 2015 14:23
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Mental-Rectangle posted:no can do gonna pretend to be gay and gently caress all of ya in our glorious gay future, bisexuals will have to gather in secret in order to bang, just like the gays of old
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Sep 15, 2015 20:51
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Louisville Sluggers cure gay, or so I've been told.
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Sep 15, 2015 21:22
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RaceBannon posted:Fact is that my fetish for large assed women in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts can't be satiated by hairy gross dudes, whether they want to gobble my dong or not. just dim the lights bro 
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Sep 15, 2015 21:26
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loquacius posted:On the other hand though my appreciation for enthusiastic blowjobs doesn't come close to overriding my love of a good quality boobie This exactly. I love a good BlowJ, but titties take the platform above all else. That's why I can't follow you into Rainbowland, OP. Sorry.
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Sep 15, 2015 21:53
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Best Giraffe posted:in our glorious gay future, bisexuals will have to gather in secret in order to bang, just like the gays of old wow, so much aggression. how about just chill out and enjoy being gay without busting someone else's balls?
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cmndstab posted:What about by cute men in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts who want to gobble your dong? You can't guarantee me they'd have the roundness and jiggle of the female rear end so it's just out of the question. Can't take that risk, dimmed lights or no.
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cmndstab posted:What about by cute men in white cotton panties with cheerleader skirts who want to gobble your dong? yknow as long as they aren't built i'd be down, washboard abs ain't really my thang
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Sep 16, 2015 00:39
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Dear straight men, way to keep setting up jokes for your partners. Good job.
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Sep 16, 2015 01:32
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Dave_Indeed posted:Objectively gay sex sounds way easier to obtain, and a lot of fun because men are, in general, better at literally everything.
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Sep 16, 2015 01:33
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LethalGeek posted:I've been told by one lady that lesbian hookups are almost as easy as gay men. Basically straight people have hosed up, like they do everything. Look at Tinder I believe it, and true about tinder: *joins hookup app* *first profile sentence is NOT HERE FOR 1 NIGHT STANDS/HOOKUPS*
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single white phallus, looking for hole.
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