you ever sneeze so hard that you barf?

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proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

like "ach-AARGABLARGAHHARG!!!"

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:26

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

no but sometimes i poo when i sneeze

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:28

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

No, just really really loudly

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:28

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

sometimes i barf and then i hiccup

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:30

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

no but sometimes a sneeze gets lost and doesnt come out and burns really bad. whats up with that

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:30

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

while barfing, you see

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:30

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Sometimes I fart so hard that I sneeze

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:31

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Sometimes I poo poo so hard I puke on my dick.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:32

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i puked so hard i poo poo once. now if i feel vomity i cover both ends.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:34

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

like "ach-AARGABLARGAHHARG!!!"

p sure that's what's going on in this pic I found on GIS

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:34

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

sometimes i post so hard i puke

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:37

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

I've only done it when I've had a coughing fit, not sneezing though.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:38

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

yes

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:39

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

proof of concept posted:

p sure that's what's going on in this pic I found on GIS

MMMMMMmmmm pea soup.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:39

I'm Crap: Aug 15, 2001

i've certainly managed to puke through my nose on multiple occasions

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:40

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Those almost-vomit burps on occasion where your stomach is like 'yoooo here's some bile'

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:43

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Those almost-vomit burps on occasion where your stomach is like 'yoooo here's some bile'

Vurps as noted former cocaine smuggler and comedian Tim Allen calls them.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:44

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

vurps and sharts and snarfs

human excretion sure is funny

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:49

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

personally i hate it when i pee at the public bathroom and all this exercise makes me want to fart but i hold it in like a champ but then there is like a little pee left and I push it a little and it comes out but the fart comes out too and the person peeing next to me looks like he hasnt noticed anything but i know he noticed me farting and go like :blush:

# ? Sep 15, 2015 08:55

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Charles Bukowski posted:

Sometimes I poo poo so hard I puke on my dick.

gently caress my rear end with ur puked on dick and i in return will poo poo out an admixture of ur cum and puke and my poo poo but not right now ill txt u later after bible study

thanks ~Salmiakki~