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you might have heard recently that they 3d printed a new rib cage for someone that "fit like a glove." well, imagine that, except for my dick. i'm talking totally custom job; pretty sweet stuff !!! before some smug detractor asks: YES, i have a real dick now, but i've never felt at home in this dick. like i am really supposed to be having a different dick, you know? it's all i can think about every time i put my real dick inside some prime. anyway i found this doctor and he can make it however i want using the same type of 3d printing technology that so precisely recreated the rib cage. so I am turning to GBS. help me come up with the specs ! i need to know things like: * length * girth (circumference) * circumsized vs. non * skin tone * level of veiny-ness * kinks (ie. curvature) thanks in advance. ill let you guys know how it turns out !
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nothing matters except girth and length since its just going straight up your rear end and staying there
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Sep 16, 2015 13:43
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thathonkey posted:you might have heard recently that they 3d printed a new rib cage for someone that "fit like a glove." well, imagine that, except for my dick. i'm talking totally custom job; pretty sweet stuff !!! before some smug detractor asks: YES, i have a real dick now, but i've never felt at home in this dick. like i am really supposed to be having a different dick, you know? it's all i can think about every time i put my real dick inside some prime. anyway i found this doctor and he can make it however i want using the same type of 3d printing technology that so precisely recreated the rib cage. so are they gonna cut off your regular dick first or what
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Sep 16, 2015 13:56
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Are you gonna eat the old dick?
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Sep 16, 2015 14:00
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Sep 16, 2015 14:00
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i'm the wet stain near the crotchal region
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Sep 16, 2015 14:09
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Length must equal girth. All else is secondary.
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Sep 16, 2015 14:15
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thanks for the inquiries! Ive chosen to donate my existing dick to someone in need (ie. A dickless) yes, obviously the old one will be cut off although the doctor did mention to me that for a discount they could just put the new one on in addition to the old so id be double dickin'
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Sep 16, 2015 14:19
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Minorkos posted:i'm the wet stain near the crotchal region I thought that looked familiar.
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Sep 16, 2015 14:22
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Doesn't matter no ones gonna see what it looks like with where you'll keep it
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Sep 16, 2015 14:47
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ever heard of "Bad Dragon" OP
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Sep 16, 2015 15:23
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no veins at all
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Sep 16, 2015 15:31
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I read an article by a dude who lost his dick to cancer or something. I was expecting it to end with something like "it's been difficult, but I've realized there's more to life than having a dick." Nope. Straight up "life sucks, can't gently caress, I'm depressed as hell, have to sit to pee." So anyway maybe you could hook this guy up too
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Sep 16, 2015 15:41
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Loden Taylor posted:I read an article by a dude who lost his dick to cancer or something. I was expecting it to end with something like "it's been difficult, but I've realized there's more to life than having a dick." He's probably poor. This operation aint cheap
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Sep 16, 2015 16:26
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new plan: find a bunch of other people with spare dicks, cut out the balls. Poke little holes in said balls then tie a string through them. Congrats, you now have 100% organic anal beads, the first in the history of mankind
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Sep 16, 2015 21:40
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wow, you must really love barnacle jim.
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Sep 16, 2015 21:52
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If you had to replace your dick, wouldn't you rather have it replaced by a vagina? Think of all the benefits, it's a good hiding place for contraband, the toy selection is huge compared to male masturbators, it would feel way less gay when you screw a stranger at gooncamp... And since you don't have ovaries you don't have to worry about getting preggers, which is basically the one big downside of having a vajay in the first place
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The penis analyzer tells me your penis is called the acoustic eagle
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