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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol guess I'm a hard hitting "journalist" now

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
asking the tough questions like how many pixles does it take to make a boob

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
game is only on gaystation so I rate it -1/10 suck my drat balls

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

cool

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the more pixels the sexier the boob, is a general rule of thumb

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i hate this thread and give it a 1

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
another general rule of thumb is to jump off a hogh building and terminate your own life relinquishing all conciousness until the universe explodes and you are reincarnated as a black hole in a kind of celestial irony because you took one too many dicks up the rear end as a young man and were given a nickname that is a kind of cheeky nod to your dried blood and scab encrusted rear end in a top hat

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Volume posted:

asking the tough questions like how many pixles does it take to make a boob

its has boobs in it and you only rate 8?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Broenheim posted:

i hate this thread and give it a 1

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op was a buttborne baby

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
I keep trying to play this game but I can kill the big fat guy that you run into after the very first part where you kill the big dog. Game is like impossible to play drunk

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

op was a buttborne baby

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

game is only on gaystation so I rate it -1/10 suck my drat balls

Oh a fellow journalist. Let's talk journalist stuff like the latest cod gun skins

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Dragon age 2 is a bad game

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
are there campfires in this, like Dark Souls, or is there a nexus like Demon Souls? Or something different? Because the campfire thing is kind of infuriating when you get stuck in a hard area and can't fight your way back to an easier campfire.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
8 out of 10 what? What is your unit of measurement?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

lick my renis

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i enjoyed that videogame aswell op. i hope you have a pleasent day (:

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Stryder posted:

are there campfires in this, like Dark Souls, or is there a nexus like Demon Souls? Or something different? Because the campfire thing is kind of infuriating when you get stuck in a hard area and can't fight your way back to an easier campfire.

Think it's a mixture, least from what I've seen. Not played it just watched a bit of the beginning.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

8 out of 10 what? What is your unit of measurement?

dicks

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum

Enfield posted:

cheeky nod

heh

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
GAYSTATION GAYSTATION GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jeff Sichoe posted:

GAYSTATION GAYSTATION GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Uncle Wemus posted:

Dragon age 2 is a bad game

Unrelated but true.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Chomp8645 posted:

Unrelated but true.

I've been reading a lot of CINEMaD lately and keep trying to figure out if day is actually brilliant but I just cant.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Stryder posted:

are there campfires in this, like Dark Souls, or is there a nexus like Demon Souls? Or something different? Because the campfire thing is kind of infuriating when you get stuck in a hard area and can't fight your way back to an easier campfire.

there are campfires but no potion refills.
it's basically darksouls 3, except now that's going to be a thing

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i rate this review of bloodobrn 9/10

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
read it as bloodrayne and I was about to agree with OP. Disappointed.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

make that 9.5/10

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Bb doesn't have shields and I'm a weenie bitch who always hides behind one

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I would love to see how the smart and successful marketing guys in these video game publishers talk about those journalists. Like a bunch of cool guys with real jobs being like "Lol put those nerds in a hotel for a weekend and throw them some merch"

such a hilarious joke of a job that they take so seriously

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
It looked like it was a really fun game on youtube.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
from whence is the blood borne?

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i want to play it but dont want to spennd 300$+ just for it

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