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This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
I kind f suspect that you're lying, op. Either about the drugs or the drug test.

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
my lab work from the doctor today told me my HDL was the same as my LDL and this is a sign that I'm a beautiful angel kissed by the loving lips of jesus christ

sorry about your meth lab though

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Zahgaegun posted:

You'd be better off and way more interesting if you picked up a drug habit, Christ.

Tests that come back with wildly incorrect/incongruous results often point to serious problems, OP. Might want to follow up on it. Sounds like dick cancer to me.

Hmmm. That's troubling but I'm not that concerned because I'm a rebel, just like Malcolm Reynolds.

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
The test came back positive. Turns out, I'm pregnant. Pregnant with good posts, that is. But they won't come out for another 9 months, so your thread just has to deal with it until then.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
my urine tested positive as bong water

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