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I'm in the basement with a pile of computers and the red stapler. gently caress y'all.
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get a model m keyboard and annoy all your coworkers with really loud clacking
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Sep 18, 2015 14:14
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It must really suck to have to hold in your farts or do the 'clench up and try to quietly let it out' thing when you work in one of those cubicle farms. I'm lucky enough to have what amounts to my own small office, so I can just close the door and let 'em rip whenever I need to. Is it like a relationship, where after a while you get to the point that neither of you care so you just blast them out whenever the need arises? Or are you stuck in permanent fart holding hell?
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Sep 18, 2015 14:21
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The Mentalizer posted:It must really suck to have to hold in your farts or do the 'clench up and try to quietly let it out' thing when you work in one of those cubicle farms. I'm lucky enough to have what amounts to my own small office, so I can just close the door and let 'em rip whenever I need to. Is it like a relationship, where after a while you get to the point that neither of you care so you just blast them out whenever the need arises? Or are you stuck in permanent fart holding hell? I work with a bunch of old white men, there are no women for me to impress here so IDGAF
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Sep 18, 2015 14:22
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Zombie Boat posted:Hey thread, ZB here. Just wanted to post to tell you I stepped away from my 'cube to hang out on the toilet (gettin paid makin stank, ya mean) and when I'm not doing poo poo posting while posting poo poo me and my cubbie sit and just trash the American dream. HAIL SATAN your tax dollars at work. "There's no better way to earn a dime than taking a poo poo on company time". I'm a humble civil servant. I find the cube life really loving soul draining, but it's good to just sit on my rear end all day long unless I actively look for more mobile things to do. Beats working in a factory or something.
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Sep 18, 2015 14:23
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:get a model m keyboard and annoy all your coworkers with really loud clacking customising your workspace with a slightly different kind of keyboard is about the whitest, saddest thing in the universe
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Sep 18, 2015 14:42
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tiny acts of rebellion
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Sep 18, 2015 14:46
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lol if you have any personal belongings in your cubicle and can't just walk away from the job at any instant without hauling stupid poo poo around
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Sep 18, 2015 14:47
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work is bullshit. we've all been duped it's all a lie
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Sep 18, 2015 14:51
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The Brown Menace posted:lol if you have any personal belongings in your cubicle and can't just walk away from the job at any instant without hauling stupid poo poo around You got that right I also cover my cubicle with work related documents so it looks like I really like what I'm doing. When in reality I just tape random pages on the walls and highlight random sentences
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Sep 18, 2015 14:53
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lol OP you have to work. that sucks
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Sep 18, 2015 14:54
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Fried Watermelon posted:You got that right I just never throw anything away, my desk is just a pile of outdated stuff and scratch paper. Also my desk is literally just a fold up table, so I have nowhere else to put it.
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Sep 18, 2015 14:56
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I read a lot of Dilbert books in middle school and cubicle life looked really zany and appealing to me and helped influence me choosing IT for a career and now I sit in a cubicle all day.
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Sep 18, 2015 14:56
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scott adams does it again
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Sep 18, 2015 14:57
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Move to Japan, then proceed to not get a job as a salaryman because nobody will hire a Foreign Devil.
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Sep 18, 2015 15:01
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lol at the idea of leaving cubicle work for something else, yeah what else is there? more cubicle work, its all the same poo poo open office designs are the worst
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Sep 18, 2015 15:03
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hey jim hoping to see you at the interoffice ballgame this weekend, your bringing the soda right cool cool you working on that monthly sales report awright go get em tiger rawr haha *segways to the next cubicle farm*
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Sep 18, 2015 15:05
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When I poo poo post in an open office environment it just looks and sounds like I am writing a VERY important email
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Sep 18, 2015 15:05
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At least my cubicle has high walls 
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Sep 18, 2015 15:06
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Mr. Pumroy posted:hey jim hoping to see you at the interoffice ballgame this weekend, your bringing the soda right cool cool you working on that monthly sales report awright go get em tiger rawr haha *segways to the next cubicle farm* ya every office I've worked in there's always a softball game as an excuse to drink and talk about work lol at people talking about work outside of work, gently caress that
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Sep 18, 2015 15:08
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Confounding Factor posted:lol at the idea of leaving cubicle work for something else, yeah what else is there? more cubicle work, its all the same poo poo drat this guy pulling a kenshiro on the poor drones
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Sep 18, 2015 15:09
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The Brown Menace posted:lol if you have any personal belongings in your cubicle and can't just walk away from the job at any instant without hauling stupid poo poo around knew a coworker that had to cart her entire loving garden of plants out when she got let go. she also had a desk lamp, tons of pictures, and a bunch of other poo poo. but ya I agree with you.
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Sep 18, 2015 15:15
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I spend barely any time in it but it's where I hide my liquor
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Sep 18, 2015 15:36
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the corporate bitching thread in BFC is really one of the best threads on SA.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:09
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i didnt want to work in a cubicle so i am in culinary school in order to make $10/hr for the rest of my life lol kill me
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Sep 18, 2015 16:09
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Also op when you get a cube job please don't be one of the guys who eats lunch alone in his cube. I take my lunch break outside whenever possible.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:11
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not sure if it's sadder to strew your cubicle with personal belongings or to have a lovely quick lunch in the office because you have work to do
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Sep 18, 2015 16:14
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I work in an open plan office and I wish I had a cubicle. Also if I had a cubicle I would fill it with carbon monoxide and die like I long to, desperately.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:15
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50% of my job now is to sit in my cubicle and write emails complaining about how outsourcing all of our contracted work to India has made the quality of our brand and technology things shittier the other 50% is spent awaiting the day when i, too, am outsourced
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Sep 18, 2015 16:17
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Sundae posted:I opened my big loving mouth today and created a load of trouble for myself and the maintenance group.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:23
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I spend most of my day getting inane tasks handed over to me from other people who are too incompetent and lazy to do their work. Jokes on them, I too am lazy and incompetent. This is ignoring the small percentage of the workers in my office who live to work, micromanage every single detail of their work day, and put in an incredible amount of overtime. i don't know who has it worse - those fucks who are deluding themselves into thinking that's a healthy existence, or the rest of us who are yearning for the sweet release of death and/or a job that doesn't involve cubicles.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:33
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:90's/early 2000's movies and pop culture always portrayed cubicle work as a dreary existence. I bought into it back then, but now that I'm older, I know that it was all a lie. Cubicle work is the dream. I work face to face with people all day and I hate my life so much. How can I get a cubicle job, one where I typically don't have to interact with people, unless it's to tell dick jokes around the water cooler? Anybody have suggestions? I imagine more and more cubicle work is being outsourced these days, so this question might be hard to answer. I stand around the water cooler and lean in to suggest co-workers want to have gay sex with someone. EDIT: But yeah, cubicles are anything from awful data entry to call center to regular IT to programmers. Do you just want to sit in a cubicle and wait for 5pm?
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Tech support op, and its because of NOT going to school
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