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Teh wedding sucked The op got... cucked
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Sep 29, 2015 06:38
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OP is mad cause he's never a bridesmaid and never a bride.
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Sep 29, 2015 06:40
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Sep 29, 2015 07:12
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i'd just get schwifty take off your pants and your panties poo poo on the floor time to get schwifty in here gotta poo poo on the floor i'm mister bulldops take a poo poo on the floor time to take off your panties and your pants you gotta get schwifty hey take your pants off it's schwifty time today
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Sep 29, 2015 07:34
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You see OP I am a terrible dancer but my desire to be loved causes me to try anyway and then when everyone is having a good ol time laughing at the guy who cant dance that attention feeds me and causes me to continue dancing more craving yet more attention.
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Sep 29, 2015 08:59
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Actually, go to youtube.com and search for "how to dance" videos. Just follow the step-by-step instructions, it's much easier than you imagine. It involves minimum effort and maximum attitude. Also, let your backbone slip. Love, Vitalis
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Sep 29, 2015 18:21
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Sep 29, 2015 18:24
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Found the OP's wedding: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/09/29/florida-couple-weds-in-first-all-autism-ceremony/
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Sep 29, 2015 18:32
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relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJln8ikWBjg
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Sep 29, 2015 19:17
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Oh yes, there will be the chicken dance, and you will join the conga line during Electric Avenue. Oh yes, yes.
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Sep 29, 2015 19:19
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This is why drugs are invented OP.
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Sep 29, 2015 20:07
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OP don't feel bad I need to be like Not-Knowing-Where-I-Even-Am Drunk to even contemplate dancing without feeling gazes of derision burning into the back of my skull like hundreds of bees stinging the back of my neck and also the bees are laughing at me like makes me more anxious than public speaking *next morning* why do like my feet hurt curses my formal shoes are scuffed
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Sep 29, 2015 20:29
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even though i really dont like most of the typical reception music played l i still love to fill my belly with brown liquor and just get down on down to the floor and shake my money maker ...esp if u dont really kno anybody at the wedding its something to do and if u do it certainly beats sitting at ur table and staring at all the ppl having a great time while clutching ur drink thinking that ur a real man or whatever its fun! even if i prob look like ian curtis on ecstasy and other ppl are struck by my behavior i really dont care. im really not into slow dancing though, thats usually when i go to hit the bar/piss/smoke/puke/etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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