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I want a fresh start but I also don't want anyone I currently know trying to find me so what's a good way to fake death?
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Sep 22, 2015 01:48
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drive your car up to a cliff overlooking the ocean, pin a suicide note to the windshield, walk away and enjoy your new life
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Sep 22, 2015 01:51
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pretend to take a bunch of poz loads
polio king fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Sep 22, 2015 01:52
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Clone yourself, murder clone, hide out. This poo poo isn't rocket science dude.
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Sep 22, 2015 01:54
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blow up earth and kill everyone
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Sep 22, 2015 01:55
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shoot up a mall leave a pile of bodies two stories high and during your final stand pretend to shoot yourself and fall into the bodies and crawl through them to the other side light the pile of fire and run away.
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Sep 22, 2015 01:55
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just... disappear? if you try anything too sneaky you will give people a lead to follow and potentially find ya just go - don't pack anything, say anything, take any money out of accounts etc, just bail
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Sep 22, 2015 02:02
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just stop moving
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Sep 22, 2015 02:04
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Gaunab posted:I want a fresh start but I also don't want anyone I currently know trying to find me so what's a good way to fake death? say you're going on a humanitarian aid mission to syria. take a plane to turkey and disappear. boom
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Sep 22, 2015 02:12
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kill yourself
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Sep 22, 2015 02:14
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convince people you somehow died in 9/11
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Sep 22, 2015 02:16
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1) mail a suicide note to someone 2) pull out three of your teeth 3) start a fire in the woods 4) put your teeth in the fire 5) dissaprer.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:17
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the key to the plan is that you kill yourself. then once your dead, you have to STAY dead for at least 7 years
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Sep 22, 2015 02:19
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Harald posted:kill yourself
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Sep 22, 2015 02:21
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Bribe someone in Mexico to fake your death officially. Probably not that expensive, like the cost of an economy car maybe.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:22
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kill somebody and cut off their head and then cut off your own head and leave it near the murder scene
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Sep 22, 2015 02:24
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Start using hard drugs, steal, get into fights, and alienate everyone around you until they just assume you OD'd or were murdered and don't care enough to look.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:25
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:1) mail a suicide note to someone Have a drink
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Sep 22, 2015 02:27
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Eat pizza from under a bed and then harass an autistic person over the Internet. No wait, that's how you find a husband.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:29
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drat it nooner, you messed up my sick burn!
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Sep 22, 2015 02:30
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Harald posted:kill yourself The best lies are the ones you believe yourself, OP
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Sep 22, 2015 02:31
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Almost get into a car accident then step out at the last minute so your death comes in and tries to swoop you up and misses you. Best way to fake out your death
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Sep 22, 2015 02:33
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Pretend that you're dead but be prepared for some deep molestation.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:38
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get a job in IT
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Sep 22, 2015 02:39
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Specifically tell all your closest friends who gossip the most that you're going to fake your death and then actually kill yourself in a place you'll never be found
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Sep 22, 2015 02:41
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greg sexyvibes posted:drat it nooner, you messed up my sick burn! Lol my bad, I still got the reference though 
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Sep 22, 2015 02:49
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Thanks nooner. You're cool and good.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:55
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greg sexyvibes posted:Eat pizza from under a bed and then harass an autistic person over the Internet. No wait, that's how you find a husband. No you got it wrong, first you harass the autistic man, then you eat the floor pizza.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:55
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Clochette posted:No you got it wrong, first you harass the autistic man, then you eat the floor pizza. Lawl. You're a good sport. I like you. When Enfield comes in I'm going to make a burning yourself alive post.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:57
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Why not just go all the way and actually kill yourself?
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Sep 22, 2015 02:58
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greg sexyvibes posted:Lawl. You're a good sport. I like you. Clochette IS a good sport. Hell, if I saw some pizza on my bedroom floor I'd probably eat it too. God bless.
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Sep 22, 2015 02:59
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greg sexyvibes posted:Lawl. You're a good sport. I like you. Lol
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Sep 22, 2015 03:03
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A lot of positive vibes itt I'm really digging it (:
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Sep 22, 2015 03:03
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Piss off the cops. Your suicide will almost certainly be faked, what with it being done with 20 stab sounds, multiple gunshots, complete amputations and self-decapitation.
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Sep 22, 2015 03:04
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I can think of a good way not to fake your death: posting a thread called "What's a good way to fake your death?" prior to attempting to. HTH Real advice: Just go missing for like 30 days and after awhile people will be like "I guess the OP just died. Oh well." 
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Sep 22, 2015 03:08
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suck poo poo out of the toilet. feel the sludge coursing though through your veins. drop a duece that has your facial features. mount it to the hood of your car. drive 100 mph into a stone cliff while smoking "weed" prepare for afterlife
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Sep 22, 2015 03:13
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Take skydiving lessons Master Skydiving Take a pilot class Master being a pilot Write a suicide note Plan a huge party for your friends and family Rent a plane Leave your suicide note in an easy to spot place While every one is waiting for you to show up at your party get in your plane Set plane to auto pilot on a steady course so it crashes into the nearest ocean. Parachute out half way 
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Sep 22, 2015 03:24
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Quit your job, move across the country, delete Facebook, get a new phone number. Unless you have a unique name people will stop looking after a few months.
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Sep 22, 2015 03:24
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delete your facebook
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Sep 22, 2015 03:26
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