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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Snatch Duster posted:

i didn't becuase i never had sex with a man

not gay and you ain't making me gibbis

sounds like yr trying to convince yourself of that more than us

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lost my v card in an Audi

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
were they an rear end in a top hat? 50% of rear end in a top hat drivers are audis, other 49% are bmw 3 series

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpuiPhxsZLo

dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer
1983 VW Rabbit

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Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007
A vandura with an airbrushed fantasy mural on the side. Goddamn I miss that van.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Heh, I guess no one else here drives a BMW :smug:

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Lost my actual virginity with a girl in her lovely Dodge Aries, sucked my first dick in a Ford F-150 at the local skate park, I was 14 and he was in his late 30's, and first time I got buttfucked was in the back of a Lincoln Towncar when I was 16 and he was in his early 30's.

I guess I never realized that all my firsts happened in a car. I'll be damned. Also, middle-aged gay guys really have no morals, when it comes to teenaged guys at least.

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