Someone gave me a 25 dollar eBay gift card. What should I buy with it?

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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Unnecessary garbage only.

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Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

http://www.amazon.com/Leonard-Delaney/e/B00E86C4B0

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:27

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

A second hand penis enlargement device.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:36

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

buy a buttplug

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:38

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Blazing Zero posted:

buy a buttplug

Preferably second hand.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:42

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

tenga eggs or another cum receptacle

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:47

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

But a ebay gift card with it.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:49

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Pop-Men-Women-Hamburger-Cheeseburger-Fast-Food-3D-Graphic-T-Shirt-Round-Top-Tee-/291400209624

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:49

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

20 Raspberry Pi cases.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:51

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Germstore posted:

20 Raspberry Pi cases.

Isn't that the computer you just put in a shoebox?

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:58

BoobFarts: Apr 14, 2014

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Male-Female-REUSABLE-Portable-Camping-Car-Travel-Pee-Urinal-Urine-Toilet-/331662511519?hash=item4d38a04d9f

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:00

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Volcott posted:

Isn't that the computer you just put in a shoebox?

A shoebox is way too big, and an altoids case is too small.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:01

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

as much my little pony swag as $25 will get you

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:05

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Buy these -

Wind up the teeth and hold them hidden in your hand. Then go outside (although you are a goon) and get on public transport or find a park bench or simply stand where there's lots of people. Start to clear your throat. Then cough a little. Cough louder and louder and because you're polite cover your mouth with your hand. Then with one last, huge theatrical effort, make it seem you've coughed up the teeth and let them fly out of your hand and hit the floor, chattering. Then cover your teeth with your lips like you're all gumsy, pick up the teeth and walk away.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:10

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

25 blowjobs from your whore mother

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:13

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Buy as many containers of j-lube you can and start your new stretching hobby.

Here's a great FAQ (frequently asked questions) to answer your questions :

http://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Sep 23, 2015

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:16

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Buy as many containers of j-lube you can and start your new stretching hobby.

Here's a great FAQ (frequently asked questions) to answer your questions :

http://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html

Stretching what, exactly?

# ? Sep 23, 2015 12:26

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Your rear end in a top hat like the goatman. GIS (Google Image search) "goatse" for more info. It's a great hobby for those with a little extra time on their hands from what I understand.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 13:14

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