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 Someone put Lindelof's face on the chestburster from the first Alien movie and label the corpse "Ridley Scott's Legacy" plz
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Sep 25, 2015 04:08
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Someone put Lindelof's face on the chestburster from the first Alien movie and label the corpse "Ridley Scott's Legacy" plz Ridley has moved up, instead of the guy who wrote  he's now using one of the guys who wrote Green Lantern
Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Sep 25, 2015 04:12
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Someone kill me plz
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Sep 25, 2015 04:21
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I legit like lindelof and the frothing rage of lost nerds isn't bad either
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Sep 25, 2015 04:49
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in prometheus 2 the team of scientists will be even more cringeworthily stupid to the putting things on the ground in their mouths and rubbing their poo poo on the walls, cined goons will continue to hail it as brilliant cinema
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Sep 25, 2015 04:50
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If sequels are what it takes for this guy to figure what the gently caress prometheus is talking about then I'm game. According to a lot of people, Prometheus wasn't an Alien prequel but I'm p sure the alien was actually in the movie at the end.
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Sep 25, 2015 05:07
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It was prob the single most visually stunning movie I've ever seen honestly, not sure why they made a few parts so dumb
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Sep 25, 2015 05:32
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watching beautiful women get crushed by space ships makes me horny.
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Sep 25, 2015 05:34
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but it's because i want to gently caress a space ship.
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Sep 25, 2015 05:35
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ZombieParts posted:If sequels are what it takes for this guy to figure what the gently caress prometheus is talking about then I'm game. naem posted:It was prob the single most visually stunning movie I've ever seen honestly
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Sep 25, 2015 05:50
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i hope the scientists characters do some really dumb poo poo and cause a goon to do a theater shooting 
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Sep 25, 2015 05:57
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Pulp Can Move posted:i hope the scientists characters do some really dumb poo poo and cause a goon to
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Sep 25, 2015 06:02
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Pulp Can Move posted:i hope the scientists characters do some really dumb poo poo and cause a goon to do a theater shooting A chestburster in 3D would be pretty 
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Sep 25, 2015 06:04
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Immortan posted:
I've never seen anyone criticize the visuals in Prometheus.
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Sep 25, 2015 06:05
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i just can't wrap my mind around how bad a title alien: paradise lost is. it sounds like a third-rate fan fiction written in 1998.
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Sep 25, 2015 06:19
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Pulp Can Move posted:i just can't wrap my mind around how bad a title alien: paradise lost is. it sounds like a third-rate fan fiction written in 1998. It'll probably be shortened to "Paradise Lost" or "Paradise" in a few months.
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Sep 25, 2015 06:21
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Hell Yeah posted:but it's because i want to gently caress a space ship.  the space ship wants you to gently caress it
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Sep 25, 2015 06:55
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Immortan posted:The Martian lmao ok
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Sep 25, 2015 07:30
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Say what you want about Prometheus; that it was a really good film, that it was cinematically beautiful, that Michael fastbender gave an Oscar worthy performance, wait I've forgotten what I was going to say
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Sep 25, 2015 07:42
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I look a lot likemickeal fassbinder
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Sep 25, 2015 07:50
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phasmid posted:The new Hotel Rwanda, incidentally, will star Matt Damon as the Hotel Manager and Val Kilmer as the Hutu Warlord. I want to see a new Hotel Rwanda where every hutu is played by white men in really bad black face.
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Sep 25, 2015 08:52
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concerned mom posted:Say what you want about Prometheus; that it was a really good film, that it was cinematically beautiful, that Michael fastbender gave an Oscar worthy performance, wait I've forgotten what I was going to say It had a superb soundtrack as well
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Sep 25, 2015 08:55
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GBS has really terrible taste in movies, TV shows, music, and videogames.
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Sep 25, 2015 15:34
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I hope more people put alien dicks in their eyes.
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Sep 25, 2015 15:35
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a bone to pick posted:GBS has really terrible taste
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Sep 25, 2015 15:56
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concerned mom posted:Michael fastbender gave an Oscar worthy performance Yeah that blank stare must've required all his talent
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Sep 25, 2015 17:04
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:for my master's degree i'm conducting a study to see if trans women can expel air out their makeshift vaginas i like effort and u do well in class so A-
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Sep 25, 2015 19:08
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jiharlequinade posted:Yeah that blank stare must've required all his talent Seriously he was almost the only good and genuinely entertaining character in the film.
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Sep 25, 2015 19:10
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You know how Alien was a psychological thriller and Aliens®©™ was a cornball action movie with Space Marines®©™? I hope this is the same and they give magneto a new terminator body with Laserhands®©™©®
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Sep 25, 2015 19:14
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naem posted:You know how Alien was a psychological thriller and Aliens®©™ was a cornball action movie with Space Marines®©™? I hope this is the same and they give magneto a new terminator body with Laserhands®©™©® this sounds pretty cool
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Sep 25, 2015 19:18
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Flesh Forge posted:Seriously he was almost the only good and genuinely entertaining character in the film. You didn't like Cuddles?
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Sep 25, 2015 19:19
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I want 2 1/2 hours of turbofasbinder punching bald aliens while Noami and Cheraliesze strip down to their underpants like (sigorni weever did) and wrestle each other, in the space goo. Also American flags and monster trucks with Eagles everywhere, even though none of these people are American 
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Sep 25, 2015 19:43
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Immortan posted:You didn't like Cuddles? You mean the vagina cobra?
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Sep 25, 2015 20:21
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He should do a sequel to Black Hawk Down. I'm still wondering where that last dude ran off to. It's been 14 years now.
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Sep 25, 2015 20:28
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Immortan posted:The Martian "ooh Jack London survival in space it's sooooo loving awesome"
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Sep 25, 2015 20:32
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phasmid posted:Ridley Scott is overrated, overpaid and beneath notice.
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Sep 25, 2015 20:32
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I guess he'll never be the prometheus of a major corporation!
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Sep 25, 2015 20:47
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Flesh Forge posted:You mean the vagina cobra? No, the vagina with teeth.
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They made a toy of that creature, it was sold in Toys R Us. I'd post a picture of it, but it came with a literal penis as an accessory. No, really. Here's a video of the toy.
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