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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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What do? :shrug:

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I dunno, I get the same problem after dates with your mom, though

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
sever

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

put your finger in your bum bum

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


lox made out of salmon you idiot unless what kind of retarted lox r u buying.... noob

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Lox is loving gross. One time I ordered one cause I didn't know what it was and I basically gagged.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:

lox made out of salmon you idiot unless what kind of retarted lox r u buying.... noob

Uhh salmon is a kind of trout yeah?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
i work for dawn have you tried our soaps

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
why the gently caress would anyone want to eat jew food?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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ROFLburger posted:

i work for dawn have you tried our soaps

Yeah I don't want my fingers to smell like that poo poo either sorry bruh.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Can't afford a smoked fish. What I do like is to cheap, and not even buy homemade cream cheese. It is a:

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Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

SHISHKABOB posted:

Lox is loving gross. One time I ordered one cause I didn't know what it was and I basically gagged.

I'm sorry that you have the food sensibilities of a three year old. Maybe you should stick to burgers and chicken nuggets and pass on grownup food like fish.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You'd better be a sickly Ashkenazi Jew. Otherwise why you eating that garbage?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I'm actually making chicken nuggets and salad for dinner.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
What the gently caress kind of lox smells like trout and not salmon?

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

People who don't eat fish are pathetic. On the other hand people who heat up fish in the office microwave are loving monsters. Paradox

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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notZaar posted:

You'd better be a sickly Ashkenazi Jew. Otherwise why you eating that garbage?

Because it's good.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm actually making chicken nuggets and salad for dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HudTmJIZqA

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Dick Fagballzson posted:

I'm sorry that you have the food sensibilities of a three year old. Maybe you should stick to burgers and chicken nuggets and pass on grownup food like fish.

Grown up food = poo poo that smells like it was dead for two weeks before someone found it.




Holy christ this is like some kind of sci fi future dystopian nightmare what the gently caress are we doing to this planet.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I'm not really that into lakefish or riverfish, salmon is pretty good tho.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Do like you do when you're finger blasting your girlfriend's b hole and leaves a distinct smell: rigorously wash your hands with tooth paste.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Cthulu Carl posted:

I dunno, I get the same problem after dates with your mom, though

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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TontoCorazon posted:

Do like you do when you're finger blasting your girlfriend's b hole and leaves a distinct smell: rigorously wash your hands with tooth paste.

Nah it's like pulled from the river and into the smoker, smells like the kill. Gonna let it linger.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
were you teaching your sister how to masturbate before you made it, op?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

are people in this thread really trying to say cold cuts of smoked salmon aren't delicious.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

are people in this thread really trying to say cold cuts of smoked salmon aren't delicious.

yuck. gross. someone please own this guy. i would, but i'm too busy puking my guts out.

Bio Dome
May 30, 2015

validate my social identity!
Buy better lox

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

When I was in Scotland it seemed like lox bagels and the like were plentiful and cheap, and goddamn I ate a lot of salmon during that time.

Hope you enjoyed my story guys!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


OctoberBlues posted:

When I was in Scotland it seemed like lox bagels and the like were plentiful and cheap, and goddamn I ate a lot of salmon during that time.

Hope you enjoyed my story guys!

I thoroughly enjoyed it and await for more with bated breath.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I would kill for some bagel with lox and cream cheese. Make it a pumpernickel bagel lightly toasted.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
loving trout smdh

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I dunno, I lived on salmon and pancakes for a while. Got really tired of both. Now I kind of like them again.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
i like to sit down and shovel a pound of smoked salmon down my gullet in a single sitting. it's good

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
lox is the bacon of the sea

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