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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Broenheim posted:

theres been no gay pope
also they hate sex havers
and women
and no kid popes?
wtf catholics

There have been a bunch of sex having popes. At least one pope dude got murdered by a jealous husband of one of his side bitches. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes

There was one pope about a thousand years ago who may have been 12.

There have probably been a few popes that had sex with kids.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Sep 25, 2015

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hobohemian posted:

The current pope is latino dummy.

I don't think so..... he looks white as the driven snow. I want a swarthy pope like Monsignor Martinez

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

L M A O

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I don't think so..... he looks white as the driven snow. I want a swarthy pope like Monsignor Martinez

Latino\Hispanic is a cultural and linguistic classification. Latinos can be black or white or anything in between. White Latinos are not yet white in the USA for the same reason as the Irish weren't considered quite back in the day.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

FreudianSlippers posted:

Latino\Hispanic is a cultural and linguistic classification. Latinos can be black or white or anything in between. White Latinos are not yet white in the USA for the same reason as the Irish weren't considered quite back in the day.

Ty for the explanation. What's the term for swarthy people who grew up speaking Spanish?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Ty for the explanation. What's the term for swarthy people who grew up speaking Spanish?

mexicans, regardless of their country of origin

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Ty for the explanation. What's the term for swarthy people who grew up speaking Spanish?

Mestizos.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Latino\Hispanic is a cultural and linguistic classification. Latinos can be black or white or anything in between. White Latinos are not yet white in the USA for the same reason as the Irish weren't considered quite back in the day.

Actual "white" Latinos are pretty much able to pass whenever they want. The thing is most of them are incredibly brown and that's why they won't turn into the next Irish or whatever.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Serious Frolicking posted:

mexicans, regardless of their country of origin

I miss being in elementary school and calling everyone of east Asian descent "Chinese"

Simpl'r times

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Google bears out this claim. I will update my lexicon. God bless

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Ty for the explanation. What's the term for swarthy people who grew up speaking Spanish?

spaniards

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kainser posted:

You haven't heard about Pope Lando?

id vote for him

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Do you know how much trouble it would be to cover the Vatican in backlit chrome?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
pimp my popemobile

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

nine inch nads

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Because God made white people in his likeness.

Black people are descendants of apes and monkeys

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

pretty sure they had the antipope he would be black so try that

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
We won't be truly free until we have a muslim pope

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

:vince:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

Almost every pope has been Italian, so obviously its all about how well you can make a nice pizza.

that's not true



and for the record there have been black popes. 3, iirc.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
they dont tend to gently caress enough kids to get past the initial interview

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

imho it's about time we had a genderfluid pansexual muslim jew pope

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Tuxedo Gin posted:

imho it's about time we had a genderfluid pansexual muslim jew pope

You may have gotten your wish, someone in iran smuggled out some hairs belonging to the Ayatollah and he's 25% jewish.

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

they would have to build all the black squares for him to walk on

fyi this is the real reason

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Moridin920 posted:


and for the record there have been black popes. 3, iirc.

none of them were black, they were all berbers or romans from africa

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Harald posted:

the current pope was born in Argentina

#onlyblackpopesmatter

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

gently caress


and yeah, there were three North African popes so they kinda count because they probably had sub-saharan admixture

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
one drop rule

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I thought the pope was black already. ???

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I've been looking at the wrong pope this whole time...or the right one.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Jon Pop(e) I

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
francis has done a lot to de-toxify the catholic church and electing an african bishop the next pope would do a lot to immediately reverse that if he starts saying poo poo like "homosexuals should be burned at the stake" etc.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Broenheim posted:

theres been no gay pope
wrong

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I'd be more offended being called a spaniard than something completely wrong like Indian or Philipino or something.



That's my kind of pope.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Guy is cool. Nothing bad to say now. Wait!!

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Is the Vatican racist? Does the Pope poo poo in the woods?

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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

:omarcomin:

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