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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Those herpes spreading fresh cut baby dick sucking Ultra Orthodox Rabbis make the ovens seem like an obvious and reasonable solution to a serious social problem.

They're my peoples Taliban.

Well that and Israeli Settlers but natch I got cousins that are all about living in the settlements.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

1492, for the end of the Reconquista :spain:

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




My baaaaad. Make it 888. Luck, be a lady.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





also taking 1840 in honour of the greatest country in human history

mambo italiano
Apr 4, 2009
Shim, can you put me down at 950?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Done

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


1805 - End of the first barbary pirates war. Comedy answer 1775.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Looks like the official death toll is around 1,184 right now http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-34391055

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
1184AD

The Almohads reconquer the Alentejo (except Évora) and besiege Lisbon on land and blockade the port with their navy. A Portuguese soldier manages to swim to the largest ship of the fleet and to sink it. This ship was so tall, it would have allowed the Muslims to easily reach the walls of the city. The next day, the Almohads have to retreat, taking with them a number of civilian captives. The Almohad army continues its campaign by the siege of Santarém, where the caliph, Abu Yaqub Yusuf is killed.

Good number

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

2525

In the year 2525, if ISIL is still alive
If the caliphate can survive, they may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the Quran you read today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your banker, won't need your rabbi
You won't find a single Jew
For up the chimney they all blew

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
A crucifix is the future for you

In the year 6565
You aint got no hope, aint got no life
Detcord 'round your neck, round your balls too
Watch your head sail off into the blue

In the year 7510
If Allah's coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day

In the year 8510
Muhhammed's gonna nod His mighty head
He will say I'm pleased where the Jihad has gone
Praise Allah, we have atom bombs

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if the infidel will have survived
Drowned, shot, and beheaded
Western heresy will surely be dead

Now it's been ten thousand years
Infidels cried a billion tears
For what, they never knew, now the great satan's reign is through

Woah-oh

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

1184AD

The Almohads reconquer the Alentejo (except Évora) and besiege Lisbon on land and blockade the port with their navy. A Portuguese soldier manages to swim to the largest ship of the fleet and to sink it. This ship was so tall, it would have allowed the Muslims to easily reach the walls of the city. The next day, the Almohads have to retreat, taking with them a number of civilian captives. The Almohad army continues its campaign by the siege of Santarém, where the caliph, Abu Yaqub Yusuf is killed.

Good number

jesus christ i hope they made that guy a lord or something

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Two Finger posted:

jesus christ i hope they made that guy a lord or something


Makes Michael Phelps look like a pussy, considering this dude did all that with the biggest set of balls in history.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

Makes Michael Phelps look like a pussy, considering this dude did all that with the biggest set of balls in history.

he jerked off first so he was hella buoyant. A tremendous tactician if you ask me

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Booblord Zagats posted:

he jerked off first so he was hella buoyant. A tremendous tactician if you ask me


Would you say it was a... master stroke?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

Would you say it was a... master stroke?

I'm sure the last one was, at least

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

2525

In the year 2525, if ISIL is still alive
If the caliphate can survive, they may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the Quran you read today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your banker, won't need your rabbi
You won't find a single Jew
For up the chimney they all blew

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
A crucifix is the future for you

In the year 6565
You aint got no hope, aint got no life
Detcord 'round your neck, round your balls too
Watch your head sail off into the blue

In the year 7510
If Allah's coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day

In the year 8510
Muhhammed's gonna nod His mighty head
He will say I'm pleased where the Jihad has gone
Praise Allah, we have atom bombs

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if the infidel will have survived
Drowned, shot, and beheaded
Western heresy will surely be dead

Now it's been ten thousand years
Infidels cried a billion tears
For what, they never knew, now the great satan's reign is through

Woah-oh

you are awaited in valhalla

RCK-101
Feb 19, 2008

If a recruiter asks you to become a nuclear sailor.. you say no
According to the news, its over 4000, And the guy who wrote the article was disappeared lol So you all guessed incorrectly.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Two Finger posted:

jesus christ i hope they made that guy a lord or something

PT stud right there

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

gfanikf posted:

1621. Who had that number in the hajj death pool?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...a2fc_story.html

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Looks like Shim's closest at 1666.

Inshallah.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kazinsal posted:

Looks like Shim's closest at 1666.

Inshallah.

I assumed we were in Price is Right rules, ie closest without going over. Because this is America, and Bob Barker did nothing wrong

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Price is Right rules

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



News!

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/11/world/middleeast/death-toll-from-hajj-stampede.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

Busted the 2400 mark.

If we're going by Price Is Right rules, Two Finger is about to win Shim's fabulous non-prize.

Two Finger posted:

1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536

But if a few more get tallied up, it'll be EBB.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

2525

In the year 2525, if ISIL is still alive
If the caliphate can survive, they may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the Quran you read today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your banker, won't need your rabbi
You won't find a single Jew
For up the chimney they all blew

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
A crucifix is the future for you

In the year 6565
You aint got no hope, aint got no life
Detcord 'round your neck, round your balls too
Watch your head sail off into the blue

In the year 7510
If Allah's coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day

In the year 8510
Muhhammed's gonna nod His mighty head
He will say I'm pleased where the Jihad has gone
Praise Allah, we have atom bombs

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if the infidel will have survived
Drowned, shot, and beheaded
Western heresy will surely be dead

Now it's been ten thousand years
Infidels cried a billion tears
For what, they never knew, now the great satan's reign is through

Woah-oh

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
its pretty funny to me that its taken em 3 months to figure out how many corpses they had on their hands

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Saudi Arabia probably knows drat well how many people they had to scrape up, the new number is coming from a compilation of reports from all the countries that had people go on hajj and come back as a pancake

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

its pretty funny to me that its taken em 3 months to figure out how many corpses they had on their hands

It's because KSA won't fess up to the real number. The expert estimate is based on missing pilgrim reports produced by other countries and compiled by various news agencies. Anyone not reported missing isn't counted. I wouldn't be surprised if the real number is even higher.

The New York Times posted:

The Saudis, by contrast, have asserted almost from the beginning that 769 pilgrims died in the stampede, which took place about three miles east of Mecca, when crowds became trapped on narrow streets. While the Saudi king, Salman, ordered an immediate investigation, there has been no update on its progress.

Which just makes it even funnier.

Edit:

Slim Pickens posted:

Saudi Arabia probably knows drat well how many people they had to scrape up, the new number is coming from a compilation of reports from all the countries that had people go on hajj and come back as a pancake

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: I completely forgot about this.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
The Ghoulish, Conspiracy Mongering Forum

and loving every minute of it.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Saw an article about it on Facebook. Came here to revive the thread but the good Lord had someone else in mind to do His work.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Woot

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

SumYungGui posted:

The Ghoulish, Conspiracy Mongering Forum

and loving every minute of it.

https://youtu.be/qDr9axb7X7E?t=53s

" Children, animals, old people, doesnt matter, I just love kill'n "

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6DifUtPvs

:buddy:

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