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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

I would very much enjoy Aubrey Plaza urinating on my chest. That would be nice.

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The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I'll pee on you

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

i should sit down before i start jerking off

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

The Fattest PI posted:

I'll pee on you

gonna need some proof here. HI AUBREY I LOVE YOU

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
My hair is not that wet, I can probably still step out to pee and not make a huge mess.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

a real jerk posted:

I would very much enjoy Aubrey Plaza urinating on my chest. That would be nice.

drat haven't thought that before but will be thinking about that now :q:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Hobohemian posted:

My hair is not that wet, I can probably still step out to pee and not make a huge mess.

Why?

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Nooner posted:

drat haven't thought that before but will be thinking about that now :q:

same

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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has anyone posted I'm gay yet

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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I'm gay

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

"I like big juicy titties"

brought to you by me, in the shower, this morning

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Girls can't aim their piss stupid. You'd get it all in your mouth and poo poo.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I have baths

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Plug hole is running slow....AGAIN....time to de-cum it for the 3rd time this week.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
gently caress yeah, I am a man, I can piss a steady stream between the holes in the drain cover, no splashback. :haw:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Girls can't aim their piss stupid. You'd get it all in your mouth and poo poo.

And the downside to this is...?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
did a piece of my anus really just fall out and get stuck in the drain?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The water hits my neck and I'm pissing on myself, standing in the shower thinking.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i shoulda brought more than three beers...


*runs naked and wet into the kitchen for more beer*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if i kill myself i dont have to do this any more

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
If only Ed Gein met Aubrey Plaza's Grandma..

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Luvcow posted:

did a piece of my anus really just fall out and get stuck in the drain?
Taste it.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Flavor country. :clint:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Girls can't aim their piss stupid. You'd get it all in your mouth and poo poo.

it's called a she-wee, scrublord



lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
ugh, get with the times grandpa :corsair:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
"I wonder if this hangover poo poo is runny enough to go down the drain?"

"I wonder if I can just mash it down the drain with my foot?"

"Can I use the empty shampoo bottle as a makeshift plunger?"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lorn Wayne posted:

it's called a she-wee, scrublord





It's not a focused, deliberate stream of urine though. It's just a pussy extension. It's not meaningful, just a tool to use male privileged fancy second toilets.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It's not a focused, deliberate stream of urine though. It's just a pussy extension. It's not meaningful, just a tool to use male privileged fancy second toilets.

you could still write your name with it if you were arabian

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





lorn Wayne posted:

it's called a she-wee, scrublord





Let the women have the urinals, we will take the stalls and have a nice relaxing sit while we pee.

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