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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

uhhh err baby, theres something u should know about me.. umm err... uhh

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
That's pretty high concept. I'm gonna have to pass.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
my god. You are stupid

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
let's just wait... I want to be able to respect you... can't take things too fast...

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
Yeah, I only have one. No I was just born like that and hey, it's really big and I can go to the hipster peircing parlor and have it like bifurcated or something.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
you aren't a snake, idiot

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
it's like... if I just had one nipple in the center of my chest... and I don't know which of my balls actually works and which is just a lonely ball without its penis...

please don't look at me :cripes:

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
we called a guy at high school "monodick" because he believed once that all boys except him had 2 dicks

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
How high are you right now, OP

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

wow this op is really good quality. voted 4, thinking about bumping it up to a 5

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
babys are made when two people touch their butts together

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

The Hamster Man posted:

we called a guy at high school "monodick" because he believed once that all boys except him had 2 dicks

that's not too far-fetched. when i was a kid i believed that i was the only person with the eye-blink reflex. my plan was to try not to blink until i was 18 and then i was going to commit suicide.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Hamster Man posted:

we called a guy at high school "monodick" because he believed once that all boys except him had 2 dicks

he just didn't lose his second dick during puberty. It happens sometimes

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
At least I'm not circumcised :smugmrgw:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Enfield posted:

babys are made when two people touch their butts together

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sleeveless posted:

At least I'm not circumcised :smugmrgw:

gross

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


so if you have two dicks, like, haha, can u cum with one and then keep going with the other, or are the cum mechanisms connected

haha just curious, cause of course i know the answer, haha cause of course, haha *tugs collar* of course i have two dicks, haha, i'm just wondering about other peoples experiences because of course i know my own experience hahaha.


thx

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i voted this thread a 5 and i menat it

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

that's not too far-fetched. when i was a kid i believed that i was the only person with the eye-blink reflex. my plan was to try not to blink until i was 18 and then i was going to commit suicide.

Shame you didn't stick with it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Shame you didn't stick with it

lots of people don't achieve their childhood dream.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
well this post is limp poo poo from a dick so

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

well this post is limp poo poo from a dick so

i love it. i voted it 5 twice, if that helps

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Enfield posted:

babys are made when two people touch their butts together

oh poo poo I made a lot of babies !

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
LOL, the op only has one dick. What a weirdo.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I'm thinking of going trans but am kind of scared to fully commit, I think I'll just cut off one of my dicks and see how I feel about it

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Hold on baby, I only do it doggy style.

*equips dildo*

Are you ready?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
real question is there any legit diphallia porn actors out there? 'cus proths just aren't cutting it for me

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
hi, I'm a man who believes men have two dicks, but i have only have one

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
On the bright side a get a half price discount at the dick sucking factory. :smuggo:

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

this seems like a fun whose line sketch

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