PYF garbage fanfiction: hot chipmunk action, featuring Snoop Dogg

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WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

My Immortal posted:

�WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!� It was��.Dumblydore!

Until the End of Time posted:

Anne looked on in awe, not sure what was going on. At first, it seemed like her lover would win the battle, but now she was not so sure. Goku now seemed scared of his opponent, and it was for a good reason. Hitler continued to speak �Goku, can�t you see? I�ve reached a power level 10 TIMES anything you�ve ever achieved! Your fate is sealed, weakling.�

Alvan an the Chipmunks 3: The Second Squeakuel posted:

�Be right there� yelled Alvin as the other Munks changed the channel an cleaned all the cum off the bed. It was a big job but they did it and the they got the door an saw a very tall very skinny black guy with cornrows an a goatee. �Are you..� said Alvan shocked.

�Yeah I am� said the black guy �It�s me! The Dee-Oh-Double-Gee!�

�HOLY poo poo ITS SNOOP DOGG!� yelled Alvan he�d never been so excited in his life. Alvan was a huge gangsta rap fan an Snoop was one of his heros!!!

�Why are you here� asked Jeanete

�Well Dave told me that Alvan was a big fan an you lil� homies needed a babysitter.�

Imma wiserd posted:

ch 1: da beginin
AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee.
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin
I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?".
"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food".
"o turtle don cri"

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goodbyebluesky: Sep 14, 2007

http://www.englishchick.com/badfic/returntoplan.htm

Star Trek TOS - the special episode.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 01:53

Monk E: May 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFIxz4B6Js

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

# ? Oct 13, 2015 02:20

Buzkashi: Feb 4, 2003; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULWgEnnmcv4

There's only one true answer, and it's animated in garrysmod

Buzkashi has a new favorite as of 11:35 on Oct 13, 2015

# ? Oct 13, 2015 02:37

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I'm not really about making fun of people trying to write something good even if they're a wee misguided, but curse me, I'll never be able to think Giving Birth to a Child from the Enemy isn't funny.

quote:

Severus Snape, lied
there naked, tied on an old bed in dark abounded room. How can he be
so stupid! He supposes to be a SLYTHERIN for crying out loud!
Slytherins don't get caught and they don't fall into traps like
this. But stupidity blinded him of thinking Gryffindors are dumb.
BAH! Where's a silver stake or a gun when you need it? Severus
thought angry with himself. He moved and tugged on the magic ropes
that bind him of this deathbed.

Contains m-preg, half-Welsh half-cat-demon weregay parseltongues. I think. I have never gotten all the way through twice.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:02

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Severus Snape: Professor and Lover posted:

�Don�t be afraid small yellow girl, just spread your legs.� and she did. An engorged vagina shine at her crotch, but it was full of cotton yellow pubic hair. Snape picked up a scissor and cut it.

�Snape� said Dipsy �Tinky Winky have no crotch mouth, but a very strange tongue. It�s filled with purple wrinkled skin!�

�Oh Dispy, he don�t have crotch mouth. But behind him, you will find a pork�s eye. Don�t be afraid, it�s dirty, but after a while you will like the fine flavor of melted chocolate covering your lips.�

Dipsy turned Tinky Winky, and the purple Telletubbie revealed his deep purple anal hole.