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Been tracking a pack of antelope for weeks. have five young back at my home that are going hungry. they all get away; i do and so does my entire family. natural selection sucks dic
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Hi, my name is Jared Fogle. I was bogled.
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Sep 30, 2015 12:29
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I got killed by Danny Glover.
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Sep 30, 2015 12:33
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*gets shot by a little bitch made dentist after following the scent of some rotting steaks*
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Sep 30, 2015 12:35
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Do you want a jello pudding pop?
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Sep 30, 2015 12:35
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*blows up taliban compound*
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Sep 30, 2015 12:40
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Makes way less than other movies in it's franchise when adjusted for inflation
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Sep 30, 2015 12:44
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* admiring the collection of skulls in my space ship *
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Sep 30, 2015 12:51
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*gives no poo poo about the nuke attached to it's left forearm*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:11
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I use my loving invisibility and aimbot to pwn noobs in the loving jungle, because as a member of a race of elite loving hunter monsters this is legit something that i do for fun
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Sep 30, 2015 13:13
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*plays back recording* " what the hell are you? " "hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *EXPLODES*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:21
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*takes the skull of a xenomorph, even though they have exo skeletons because I'm that good*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:22
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asks if you have seen my lost puppy
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Sep 30, 2015 13:23
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Sep 30, 2015 13:23
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*Hands out probations*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:25
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Zombie Boat posted:*plays back recording* [excerpt from footage off directors cut] predator is alone in ship. he checks his vidchron, 0 messages. many bottles of predabooze are shown in background, foreground is show over broken vidframe of predator marriage vows (which are violent, done with weird skulls)
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Sep 30, 2015 13:25
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*turns invisibility camo on* *posts on SA from the local library*
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