Did you choose Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

p 6 mofos

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:10

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Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Squirtle is a best you fagoos

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:12

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Harrower posted:

I am playing pokemon yellow again in honor of this thread.

I am glad I made a difference in your life

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:29

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

i evolved eevee into umbreon because i didn't bother with eevee in gen 1

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:41

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Bulbasor because he doesn't eat poo poo and die to the second loving gym. I like winning and charmander sucks at winning.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:42

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Flagrant Abuse posted:

i evolved eevee into umbreon because i didn't bother with eevee in gen 1

What the gently caress dude?!

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:43

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What the gently caress dude?!

Eevee is a trash pokemon for trash people I hope I made this easy for you to understand.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:44

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What the gently caress dude?!

eevee's stupid and so are its evos, sorry bro. the only way i'll use it is if we get a fighting-type evo and also if the evo isn't stupid (it'll be stupid)

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:48

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I bet you losers hated Lickitung and Tangela too

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:14

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

My dilz is a bulbasquirter.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:20

Sagan: Jan 26, 2005; Fun Shoe

Bulbasaur because he doesn't suck dick. He was always in my headlining act and raped every gym owner due to the fact that he's not a massive pussy.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:02

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

Longshot007 posted:

(Charmander was part flying as Charizard).

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qs5sjN3UWo

# ? Oct 2, 2015 03:47

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Cuckoo posted:

Persian and Articuno. Yes they were boring, literally a cat and a bird with poo poo glued onto their heads, but they were pretty.

They were both also very very bad

i used persian in one of my teams, i liked that cat

# ? Oct 2, 2015 03:58

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

wtf is wrong with you, you sociopath

ive got some bad news for you regarding the meat industry

# ? Oct 2, 2015 04:00

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

literally this big posted:

how you say this with squirtle squad avatar???!

# ? Oct 2, 2015 04:00

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Afro posted:

charmander because its a loving fire lizard you idiot

# ? Oct 2, 2015 04:01

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Charmander, then totodile, then 2 treeckos and a torchic, then turtwig, then smugleaf, then holy gently caress no I refuse to play the 3ds games because of those goddamn "friends"

Pokemon is a good series but X and Y are bad

# ? Oct 2, 2015 04:18

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

GeneX posted:

Charmander, then totodile, then 2 treeckos and a torchic, then turtwig, then smugleaf, then holy gently caress no I refuse to play the 3ds games because of those goddamn "friends"

Pokemon is a good series but X and Y are bad

whats it like being a manchild

# ? Oct 2, 2015 04:27