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buy a house, act like a sir if you act like you have a lot to lose, women will notice you fast
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Oct 1, 2015 19:21
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rear end cobra posted:Is it possible to adopt away a kid and then reclaim it when it becomes tolerable? yes but by then you'll have missed a lot of important milestones, plus you'll be in diapers and they won't owe you the favor of changing them
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Oct 1, 2015 19:22
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"Honey, I'm going out to get milk!" *walks out into three car garage, chooses subaru, puts baby carrier on ground, coffee on top of car, takes out purse, pulls out keys, unlocks car, grabs coffee, leaves baby, drives away never to return*
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Oct 1, 2015 19:22
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*is happy and sleeps in safety*
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Oct 1, 2015 19:48
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*lives a perfectly reasonable life* *isn't a bitter internet loser*
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Oct 1, 2015 19:53
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oh no my third child has been cut in half this is mortifying how can i go on after having witnessed this *kills children, wife, self*
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Oct 1, 2015 19:54
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google THIS posted:yes but by then you'll have missed a lot of important milestones, plus you'll be in diapers and they won't owe you the favor of changing them yea but with the mnoney you saved not rasing their ungrateful rear end you can just hire someone to change them for you
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Oct 1, 2015 19:55
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BART IM PISS
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Oct 1, 2015 20:20
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I have a house, a spouse, and 2 kids. One is kinda fat, so the 2.5 fits. All you unmarried, unkidded goons are just jealous. My anxiety meds makes my lifestyle nirvana.
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Oct 2, 2015 00:03
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Let's have the turkey burgers tonight.
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Oct 2, 2015 00:05
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*extremely suburban voice* i have a coupon
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Oct 2, 2015 01:11
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Sorry about your broken balls and/or barren wife Op. But hey, at least your genetic line will finally end, even if it has been around a few thousand years longer than it should've.
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Oct 2, 2015 01:29
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Who gives a gently caress about debt? Can't collect money from me from the afterlife.
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Oct 2, 2015 01:33
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It's really weird having literally one half of a kid but at least we got the cute half, we're really very grateful
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Oct 2, 2015 02:28
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Sorry about your broken balls and/or barren wife Op. But hey, at least your genetic line will finally end, even if it has been around a few thousand years longer than it should've. Sperm donations beeyotch. Checkmate breeder
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Oct 2, 2015 02:29
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Sperm donations beeyotch. Checkmate breeder cucked by science
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Oct 2, 2015 03:21
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Clipperton posted:yeah i wouldn't recommend having a kid until at least 35 but after that it owns That's what I did. When I would go to pick him up from preschool a little girl would ask, "Are you (kid)'s Grampa?"
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