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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

he stole a superbowl ring right off of bob kraft's cheaty finger and for that alone he has my :allears:

Youre thinking of Godell. And sadly, Kraft still has all his rings.

Unless your thinking of Eli

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
for once the us trolls russia instead of the other way around

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

for once the us trolls russia instead of the other way around

we literally bankrupted the USSR with the Apollo project. You should know this, being a Reagan and all

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

The thing about Putin is he freely acknowledges he's doing unforgivable poo poo, but he justifies it by saying everyone else is doing it. He just acts without pretenses.

It's Russian as poo poo lol

I see a lot of conspiracy sites regurgitating russian-produced propaganda pieces and I wonder if maybe it flows both ways, maybe Putin thinks the moon landing is fake and bush did 9/11

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we literally bankrupted the USSR with the Apollo project. You should know this, being a Reagan and all

That wasn't trolling that was just the natural way of things because communism is gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flavahbeast posted:

I see a lot of conspiracy sites regurgitating russian-produced propaganda pieces and I wonder if maybe it flows both ways, maybe Putin thinks the moon landing is fake and bush did 9/11

Putin isn't a smart man

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

That wasn't trolling that was just the natural way of things because communism is gay

it was the best kind of trolling.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
he's more like Vladimerde Putain you know?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Youre thinking of Godell.
no i said rings, not balls or sanity

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

no i said rings, not balls or sanity

I'm kinda drunk and just wanted to bad mouth Godell.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
thats understandable he is a farty fartbutt loser babby bitch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

thats understandable he is a farty fartbutt loser babby bitch

couldn't have said it better myself

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
you know who has a pretty good grasp of irony?

:goatsecx:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

you know who has a pretty good grasp of irony?

:goatsecx:

he has a good grasp of something

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Hey man, if we just found irony, do you know how ironic that would be?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mandator posted:

Hey man, if we just found irony, do you know how ironic that would be?

shut up idiot

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Mandator posted:

Hey man, if we just found irony, do you know how ironic that would be?

heheh, how ironic?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he has a good grasp of something

:thejoke:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

The thing about Putin is he freely acknowledges he's doing unforgivable poo poo, but he justifies it by saying everyone else is doing it. He just acts without pretenses.

It's Russian as poo poo lol

It's not just Putin. It's why Putin is in power, too.

Tell a Russian, "This is why Putin is bad :words:"

Russian will be all "True, but so what? Everyone does that. Next guy will too, except he'll steal the stuff the current guy hasn't. Better just keep him."

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
i have no idea why a country so nihilistic had trouble winning people over to its ideology

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

literally no one is allowed to use this in GBS.
Not until stupid babies stop whining

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

literally no one is allowed to use this in GBS.
Not until stupid babies stop whining

:thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke::thejoke:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

stop being a stupid whiny baby

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

stop being a stupid whiny baby

Something something irony

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
in other news, the US recently bombed a hospital in afghanistan

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

LordArgh posted:

in other news, the US recently bombed a hospital in afghanistan

in their defense it looked ominous.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

LordArgh posted:

in other news, the US recently bombed a hospital in afghanistan


i guess they lost their patients

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


LordArgh posted:

in other news, the US recently bombed a hospital in afghanistan

a more humane fate than leaving them to pay their obamacare premiums

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

LordArgh posted:

in other news, the US recently bombed a hospital in afghanistan

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has pledged a full investigation into an apparent US air strike on an Afghan hospital that killed 19 people, in a bombing the UN said could amount to a war crime.

http://www.thejournal.ie/obama-msf-apology-2366951-Oct2015/


“The bombs hit and then we heard the plane circle round,” said Heman Nagarathnam, MSF’s head of programmes in northern Afghanistan.

“There was a pause, and then more bombs hit. This happened again and again. When I made it out from the office, the main hospital building was engulfed in flames.

MSF said some 105 patients and their caregivers, as well as more than 80 international and local MSF staff, were in the hospital, the only medical facility in the area that can deal with major injuries, at the time of the bombing.

The charity said Afghan and coalition forces were fully aware of the exact location of the hospital, having been given GPS co-ordinates of a facility it said had been providing care for four years.

“This attack is abhorrent and a grave violation of International Humanitarian Law,” said MSF President Meinie Nicolai.

“We demand total transparency from Coalition forces. We cannot accept that this horrific loss of life will simply be dismissed as ‘collateral damage’.”

And nothing will happen.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you have no grasp of international policy

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Hooded Reptile posted:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has pledged a full investigation into an apparent US air strike on an Afghan hospital that killed 19 people, in a bombing the UN said could amount to a war crime.

http://www.thejournal.ie/obama-msf-apology-2366951-Oct2015/


“The bombs hit and then we heard the plane circle round,” said Heman Nagarathnam, MSF’s head of programmes in northern Afghanistan.

“There was a pause, and then more bombs hit. This happened again and again. When I made it out from the office, the main hospital building was engulfed in flames.

MSF said some 105 patients and their caregivers, as well as more than 80 international and local MSF staff, were in the hospital, the only medical facility in the area that can deal with major injuries, at the time of the bombing.

The charity said Afghan and coalition forces were fully aware of the exact location of the hospital, having been given GPS co-ordinates of a facility it said had been providing care for four years.

“This attack is abhorrent and a grave violation of International Humanitarian Law,” said MSF President Meinie Nicolai.

“We demand total transparency from Coalition forces. We cannot accept that this horrific loss of life will simply be dismissed as ‘collateral damage’.”

And nothing will happen.

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has issued a resounding "oops."

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
russia sure is bad guy

*kills a ton of people with murderdrones*

we're not, though :911:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
we're the good guys

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Pound_Coin posted:

newer releases cut it.

it's sad

gently caress the world

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
hard hitting crits from the icy plains of scandinavia

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

The difference is that if Russia hit a hospital the response at home would be a resounding cheer that all those faggots and immigrants got blown up. Or Russia Today would explain it was actually a CIA plot carry on citizen.

At least the US tries to learn even if it's really bad at it.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
yeah, i sure haven't seen any americans trying to justify the attack on the hospital. wait...

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

american bombs kill better. you know why? because of good honest american labor that went into those bombs. when you're being bombed by american-funded, american-tested and american-produced bombs you know you're being bombed by the best. those russian bombs? why, i wouldn't be surprised if most of them don't even detonate. they could fall through a family's house, crushing everyone inside without going off. they might detonate later, but anyone they kill then will just be random collateral damage. people are grateful to be killed by american bombs, because they know that americans take pride in their craft, and they know that when an american bomb targets and kills them, it's not because of random chance. it's because somewhere, in some air conditioned office, a red-blooded american saw them in some targeting monitor and decided that they should die. this is a personal touch that isn't present in your russian bomb. honestly, i feel a little pity for folks who are killed by russian bombs. every person killed by a russian bomb is a person who will never be killed by an american bomb, and that's the real tragedy.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I don't see how planting treasure on the sea floor and then diving down to find it is any worse than releasing a turkey from a cage and then shooting it. If anything it's better

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Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Strategic Tea posted:

The difference is that if Russia hit a hospital the response at home would be a resounding cheer that all those faggots and immigrants got blown up. Or Russia Today would explain it was actually a CIA plot carry on citizen.

At least the US tries to learn even if it's really bad at it.

America: does not reflexively support the actions of the military; known for its love of faggots and immigrants

Are you kidding me

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