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I was thirsty on my way home so I stopped by Subway for a drink. I noticed a few word documents around the machine but thought nothing of it. I noticed it tasted slightly off. So, upon getting home I dumped my drink out to find 3 excel spreadsheets in the cup. There could have been more in the actual liquid but I was too busy suppressing my urge to vomit so I didn't check. Anyways, I called the store and I'm like, "There were files in my drink, THERE WERE FILES IN MY DRINK." The lady was like, "Oh god I'm cleaning it right now, if you come back at some point we will give you a free soda!" I'm just like, "Dude, I'm not coming back, and I already left a terrible review for you on the website, peace!!!" Don't ever go to Subway.
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what the gently caress op
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Oct 2, 2015 23:54
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Exactly how Woodward and Bernstein first found out about Watergate.
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Oct 2, 2015 23:57
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Not enough I gotta worry about HFCS in my soda but now NTFS? Gimme a break!
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Oct 3, 2015 00:04
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poo poo premise for a thread OP
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Oct 3, 2015 00:04
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Just be glad they weren't CSVs.
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Parallax Scroll posted:I was thirsty on my way home so I stopped by Subway for a drink. I noticed a few word documents around the machine but thought nothing of it. I noticed it tasted slightly off. So, upon getting home I dumped my drink out to find 3 excel spreadsheets in the cup. There could have been more in the actual liquid but I was too busy suppressing my urge to vomit so I didn't check. Anyways, I called the store and I'm like, "There were files in my drink, THERE WERE FILES IN MY DRINK." The lady was like, "Oh god I'm cleaning it right now, if you come back at some point we will give you a free soda!" This is why you never eat anywhere that has project managers hanging around outside. Some places will embed SOX auditors in the sidewalk around the door to keep them away, but by that time it's too late, they already have a problem.
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Oct 3, 2015 00:10
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just lol at your boring rear end work xlsx poo poo op, mine had a 1080p m4v of green inferno
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Oct 3, 2015 00:12
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Oct 3, 2015 00:13
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those files were actually top secret intelligence OP sorry but 
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Oct 3, 2015 00:14
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Ship your soda to Wikileaks HQ stat.
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Oct 3, 2015 00:20
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Better files in your Dew than 'philes in your daughter yo
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Oct 3, 2015 00:26
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Oct 3, 2015 00:28
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Cool thread.
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Oct 3, 2015 00:36
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is this the "website" that dgsw keeps promising hell make? pretty sure most people can't even access that website. I'm beginning to be somewhat skeptical that such a website even exists (sounds almost made up to be quite honest).
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Oct 3, 2015 01:18
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I was trying to write a letter, but ok
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Oct 3, 2015 01:24
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any warez in there op 
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FistEnergy posted:any warez in there op let's not get the sandwich feds involved, please
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