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fuckin lol if you don't shave your rear end. it's so easy even a goon could do it.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:58 |
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What percentage of goons do you think are skinny enough to even reach?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 06:54 |
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eat more protein and avoid Oreos. this should make the job easier.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:06 |
If your not popping so many pills you require colace and senna gently caress you. Liquid shits are easy to wipe.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:15 |
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the one wipe wonder aka miracle poo poo is a goal all men should aspire to. loving beautiful
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:16 |
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Lmao at you dirty plebes incapable of showering or washing feces off your filthy bodies
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:26 |
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Obligatory Handle posted:My toilet paper is always literally dripping with blood after each wipe. This is how I know I've wiped enough. My rear end in a top hat needs to be pristine.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:38 |
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Anyone else a fan of Charmin flushable wet wipes? It's a godsend.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:57 |
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I like pooping a lot. Wiping my rear end isn't a steep price for the joy of pooping.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:58 |
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On3moresoul posted:Anyone else a fan of Charmin flushable wet wipes? It's a godsend. I use Tucks, myself.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 08:23 |
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kirkland signature baby wipes 4evr
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 08:28 |
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On3moresoul posted:Anyone else a fan of Charmin flushable wet wipes? It's a godsend. They are awesome. Apparently lead to fatburgs tho. I'm not a sewage worker so I don't give a gently caress.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 08:55 |
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On a related note: anyone else that loving hates pissing? every godadmn time I have to sit down and concentrate or I just got to a desk in the library or found someplace to sit after a commute I immediately have to go.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 09:42 |
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Mister Lonely posted:It's worse for us girls. Trying being drunk as gently caress and making GBS threads out your 3:00 AM taco bell run and trying not get any of it in your oval office. This is some next level Jon poppins right here
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 11:38 |
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Get a colostomy bag you lazy turds
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 11:46 |
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On3moresoul posted:Anyone else a fan of Charmin flushable wet wipes? It's a godsend. arent those the things they advertise as degradable but they lie and it fucks up sewage treatment systems
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:06 |
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I'd sooner have raw sewage bubbling up through the ground spreading hepatitis than have to use toilet paper like some sort of polish builder
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPzV1A_v8Y
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:16 |
Get a bidet , close thread. Even if you go with an entry level cold water version it's cheaper than wet wipes and better for the plumbing/environment. Also eat more vegetables.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 15:29 |
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Basch lives. posted:On a related note: anyone else that loving hates pissing? every godadmn time I have to sit down and concentrate or I just got to a desk in the library or found someplace to sit after a commute I immediately have to go. ill piss on your face
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 16:01 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:Big Brother was such a good magazine. the fuckin best
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 16:04 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:same but i leave the top triangle, i think it's slimming.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:04 |
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imurdaddy415 posted:I legit shave my crack and pubes. It cuts down wiping by 80 % (I did the math) and makes you feel lighter. Try it I shaved my butthole one time in highschool and it felt sweaty and weird and itched like crazy when it started growing back. Butthole shouldn't have stubble
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:13 |
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First dry wipe a couple times. Then use a wetnap, but wash the wetnap in the sink before tossing it in the garbage.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:14 |
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What the gently caress kind of hairy assholes do you people have that you have to shave there so as not to get poo poo caught in it
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:28 |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/Brondell-CleanSpa-Hand-Held-Bidet-in-Silver-CS-30/203357947 never looked back (except to think how loving disgusting it was to walk around with an even slightly crusty rear end in a top hat)
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:37 |
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Tendai posted:What the gently caress kind of hairy assholes do you people have that you have to shave there so as not to get poo poo caught in it I used to think like this but in my late 20s my rear end in a top hat decided it was cold and grew a fur coat
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:45 |
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Carwash oval office posted:blasting his taint with scalding hot water. Mods, name change?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:50 |
Node posted:This is how I know I've wiped enough. My rear end in a top hat needs to be pristine. Dat feel
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:09 |
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Stop eating, OP
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:09 |
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http://www.amazon.com/MANGROOMER-Ultimate-Shaver-Absorber-Extreme/dp/B00FULYKG4/ref=sr_1_14?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1443985907&sr=1-14
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:12 |
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wet wipes are exclusively for people who get their butts eaten a lot and also babies i guess
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:17 |
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So do you shove those hand held bidets up your rear end or how do they work?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:07 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:So do you shove those hand held bidets up your rear end or how do they work? you stand in the toilet and take a quick shower
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:08 |
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Robo Reagan posted:you stand in the toilet and take a quick shower
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:10 |
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i never wipe
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:16 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:So do you shove those hand held bidets up your rear end or how do they work? You lean forward a little and then spray the poo poo off your rear end A+ works great
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:20 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Seriously tho every apartment or house I move in to the first thing I fukken do BOOM rear end SPRAYER INSTALLED Dead
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