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Lord Xenu did nothing wrong.
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ThirdPartyView posted:Lord Xenu did nothing wrong. he crashed into a volcano. How is that not wrong
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Oct 5, 2015 00:17
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He's actually now a successful actor with a speaking role in a well-known sitcom ... True
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Oct 5, 2015 05:07
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xenu lied thetans died
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Oct 5, 2015 06:11
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Vape Bag posted:GBS do you have any suggestions for dinner conversation ideas to help pass the time with him safely? tell him that xenu said that l ron hubbard was a manlet
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Oct 5, 2015 06:51
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Cowman posted:kill him This is the only correct answer. The only good scientologist is a dead one.
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Oct 5, 2015 06:54
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Ask him if he's heard the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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Oct 5, 2015 06:58
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ThirdPartyView posted:Lord Xenu did nothing wrong. Lava can't melt steel beams.
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Oct 5, 2015 07:14
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Vape Bag posted:He's actually now a successful actor with a speaking role in a well-known sitcom Oh dear. Don't share anything with him which you wouldn't want the CoS to know about. They'll try to hang onto him because he's a "celebrity" and has money. The longer he's with them, the more information they'll collect not just about him but about everyone he's ever done drugs with, had sex with, and anything else which is potentially embarrassing to him and those around him.
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Oct 5, 2015 07:25
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We should turn Islamic extremists and Scientology against each other and watch
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Oct 5, 2015 07:41
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thats odd op, because the sop for cults involves isolating them from friends and family either it's your last chance to snap him out of it or he's trying to convert you, good luck
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Oct 5, 2015 08:15
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:thats odd op, because the sop for cults involves isolating them from friends and family If he's "newly converted", the isolation will come later and it will happen in subtle ways. They'll make themselves "indispensable" first. CoS wants its celebrities to remain in the public eye and keep spending money, not to abandon their careers to join the SO.
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Oct 5, 2015 08:23
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naem posted:We should turn Islamic extremists and Scientology against each other and watch is there some way we can involve the mormons
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Oct 5, 2015 08:32
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Applewhite posted:Wait until he falls asleep, then put a plastic bag over his head and seal it around his neck with a ziptie. Why waste time with bag? Just zip tie.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ebVuPp7AU
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Oct 5, 2015 08:36
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Yell "FLUNK!" at him at random times. This will give him a nice reminder of his time in Scientology  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SotPfdSJ7Qk
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Oct 5, 2015 08:39
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Flesh Forge posted:xenu lied thetans died whoa dude you dont want to be on scientoligy's bbad side
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Oct 5, 2015 08:41
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You don't have to do anything. Make him feel at home in an environment free from the Co$ stress and trappings. That's way more of a mind gently caress than any debate with "facts". But if he tries to proselytize or convert you, shut that poo poo down quick with this: Tone Scale. It probably won't come to that. Your friend is an actor so the every topic in the world will revolve around him. That 's the only topic you'll be covering for the few hellishly sycophantic days he'll be spending with you. e: brylcreem posted:Yell "FLUNK!" at him at random times. That's the stuff. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 08:50
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Not really. The way the organization treats its members is bad but it's beliefs are on par for any other religion. why
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Oct 5, 2015 18:12
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Not really. The way the organization treats its members is bad but it's beliefs are on par for any other religion. yeah not really though lol literal gods on olympus morphing into animals to rape women is more believable than scientology
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Oct 5, 2015 18:14
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If things really, really get out of hand, tell him all about what being OT VII really means. He will get pneumonia and die shortly afterwards. It was him or you. The perfect crime!
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Oct 5, 2015 18:57
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Moridin920 posted:yeah not really though lol zeus is a greasy motherfucker for sure
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Oct 6, 2015 04:54
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Cowman posted:kill him
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Oct 6, 2015 04:57
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Piss on him while he sleeps. Every night.
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Oct 6, 2015 04:57
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Be sure to wear your mask at all times, OP.
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Oct 6, 2015 05:06
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no why
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Oct 6, 2015 05:10
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Is this a friend you care about, or an acquaintance? You should try to help him and his bank account if he's actually a friend you care about.
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Oct 6, 2015 05:11
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Updeetz plz
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Oct 6, 2015 05:38
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Put stevia in his coffee instead of sugar!
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Oct 6, 2015 06:44
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If he seems troubled, be sure to recommend a good psychiatrist.
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Oct 6, 2015 06:45
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Just straight up ask him why he joined an infamous cult that uses most of it's converts as slave labor. Scientology is stupid, wrong, outright evil. Bring that out in the open.
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Oct 6, 2015 06:50
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I've refused to let Hare Krishnas into my house so I'll be hosed before I let a scientologist in
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Oct 6, 2015 07:18
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do that bitch liberal thing where you tell them you are gay and then go ahahah im not really gay but what if I was? what. if. i. was
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Vape Bag posted:He's actually now a successful actor with a speaking role in a well-known sitcom Oh great he is one of those gullible idiots who do everything for his career. Even join a cult based on a bad sci-first novel. He is lost. Sever.
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