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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

let's see:

1) I owned the OP
2) got 2 quotes and a name-check
3) got some dumb bitch so pissed off that she combed through the archives

all in all, my work here was done.

:cheers: have a drink to celebrate!

:page3:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Oct 5, 2015

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

let's see:

1) I owned the OP

u dont even own the bed u sleep in u halfway house hobo

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Owned with alliteration. Can you feel more shame than that?!

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

whoflungpoop posted:

u dont even own the bed u sleep in u halfway house hobo
you don't even know wtf you're talking about. i moved out of the halfway house in june. you sound like a bitch puppy, trying to post with the big dogs.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
as an objective outside observer i can state with reasonable certainty that op is too uptight about his poo poo job

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you don't even know wtf you're talking about. i moved out of the halfway house in june. you sound like a bitch puppy, trying to post with the big dogs.

Are you going to sue them for Internet slander? :ohdear:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

every time Izzytherowdydrunk posts about his life it reminds me of a teen mom trying to downplay her abortion to the popular kids

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

every time Izzytherowdydrunk posts about his life it reminds me of a teen mom trying to downplay her abortion to the popular kids

:vince:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you don't even know wtf you're talking about. i moved out of the halfway house in june. you sound like a bitch puppy, trying to post with the big dogs.
speaking of bitches u look like brendan frazer's ugly sister


thanks ~Salmiakki~

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I think thats a monitor but I bet he still looks just like that

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
sorry that guy looks loving cool but he's probably a bloated wreck from alcoholism now

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
make a porno with her op and when it gets out its always the woman who gets hit the hardest (you may even get a raise and a smile wink and nod around the office place)

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

hit her with a shovel

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh come on the dude looks fine.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh come on the dude looks fine.
yea hed prolly be ok without the lank unwashed hair

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

OP why don't you step up and work the overnight shift so she's not so indispensable or maybe just ask her why she's late let her know it's making it hard on you who knows maybe she has a good reason

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

OP why don't you step up and work the overnight shift so she's not so indispensable

This is some brilliant political poo poo right here.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Let's not ruin two lives here just to make a point.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Snitches are the worst OP has no genitals

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm trying to wrap my head around the office politics involved when one of the parties is a hefty Juggalette prone to unprofessional behavior. Do you work at a carnival, Win98?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

whoflungpoop posted:

speaking of bitches u look like brendan frazer's ugly sister




e:. . . . lol :D . . . .

Ork of Fiction fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Oct 5, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

Help guys, I need some fast and easy tips for getting a coworker fired. She is a giant piece of poo poo who makes everyone's lives miserable. right now she is making my life miserable because she is over an hour late to her shift FOR THE NINTH loving SHIFT IN A ROW. She has impunity because she works overnights and is the only one, with no new applicants, and the managers are already pulling crazy work hours covering the over nights she isn't here.

Or easy ways to make it look like a suicide. Just as long as I get a new worker who gives some semblance of a poo poo. :emo:

Shut the gently caress up and do your job you whiny bitch.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

hit her with a shovel

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Buy her a forums account.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Then when she's busy posting sneak up on her and murder her with a shovel.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Redecorate the entire office with swastika's.



While everyone is confused kill them with a shovel.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Don't get your coworkers fired. That's some East German informant poo poo.

Before you say "but she's making us all pick up the slack" no she's not. Your boss is.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
welcome to stasibucks dont worry we know wht you wanted, we asked your neighbour

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

has anyone mentioned the shovel thing yet?

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

Funky See Funky Do posted:

And dude she works overnight shift. She's probably not being a huge rear end in a top hat she's probably in the process of burning out because working the graveyard has sent her quietly insane, she's developed chronic insomnia and that extra hour of sleep she's getting is more precious to her than anything in the world. Yes I am projecting a little.

how bout you work the overnight shift. sounds like she does care. maybe resentful cause she is the only sucker willing to do it

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
yea someone mentioned that

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Have a drink Izzy

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