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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

this guy is loving cool as hell, check this poo poo uot

quote:

Two years ago, Augustus Sol Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week fasting and praying, at times thinking he wouldn't survive. In a pagan ritual to give thanks when he returned home, he killed a goat and drank its blood.

gently caress yeah man.

quote:

"I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans," he said. "I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood."

the man is coming down on him though:

quote:

He admits he's been investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Marshals and other law enforcement. He is confident they're still watching him, in part for a series of YouTube videos and other writings in which he discusses government. He renounced his citizenship in one paper, and in another he prophesied a great war, saying he would wander into the wilderness and return bearing revolution.

anyway, dude drank some loving goats blood, i'm voting for him.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html

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www
Aug 4, 2010

big deal

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fresh blood is supposed to be good for you.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsXKMkDAMQ

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hes going to die of goat aids

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
whoa that is extremely hosed up!!


Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol his name is Augustus Sol Invictus


gently caress it vote for this dude let's bring back SPQR

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Puppy Galaxy posted:

this guy is loving cool as hell, check this poo poo uot


gently caress yeah man.


the man is coming down on him though:


anyway, dude drank some loving goats blood, i'm voting for him.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html

p normal florida

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
well, he's got my goat

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
lol he's chairman of the libertarian party of florida

novelty candidate novelty party novelty state

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Fresh blood is supposed to be good for you.

Yeah it's pretty much like milk but better. Just tastes like poo poo

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

quote:

He admits he's been investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Marshals and other law enforcement. He is confident they're still watching him, in part for a series of YouTube videos and other writings in which he discusses government. He renounced his citizenship in one paper, and in another he prophesied a great war, saying he would wander into the wilderness and return bearing revolution.

I assure you no one at any branch at any level of the US government gives any sort of poo poo about this guy.

Fushin
Dec 16, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

p normal florida

Nah, normal Florida would be if he hosed the goat before sacrificing it.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

lol his name is Augustus Sol Invictus


gently caress it vote for this dude let's bring back SPQR

lmao yea just all the nerds congregate in rome, take the vatican and declare fourth SPQR

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
hey, you can't resume the totally legitimate foundations of our totally legitimate civilisation...

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
just put francis back into his place

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i hosed that goat

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015
He should have drank goatse's blood, that's a real bad rear end.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Pretty sure I got a miniature of that guy for going to a Warhams convention.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
poor goat

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Enfield posted:

hes going to die of goat aids

lolbertarian goat aids

he'll also say The Enfield Word live on television and explode

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





if you live in florida you'd better vote for this man

naem
May 29, 2011

Is it legal to raise and slaughter livestock where he lives like do you need a Licence, at ethers rules for home blood consumption what is the actual problem other than this guy is a weirdo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why does the FBI discriminate against this poor pagan's freedom of religion!?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Cowman posted:

if you live in florida you'd better vote for this man

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TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
He's got a cool vampire name and drank a goat's blood to its death. What do you think he'll do to Muslims?


*VOTES*

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