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http://www.wbir.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/02/farmer-finds-woolly-mammoth-bones-draining-field/73212446/quote:After a full day of digging through a soybean field near Chelsea, Mich., researchers at the University of Michigan confirmed a farmer's fairly unusual discovery: a large set of bones belonging to a woolly mammoth.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:50 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:06 |
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I guess he will never be the head of a major corporation! LOL
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:53 |
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they should buy a lottery ticket
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:53 |
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Yeah but how does it taste?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:55 |
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its trunk is perfectly suited to snorting coke
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:57 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Yeah but how does it taste? Probably like when you bite into a chicken wing without thinking about where you're biting.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:57 |
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did they get all the bones or did the farmer get mad and kick these scientists off his land?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:59 |
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did he get arrested for doing that to his wife
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:18 |
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so the ancient refrigerator was a pond. did you just dive in and saw a piece off when you got hungry?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:30 |
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Thanks for bolding some random sentences, I might not have known what to read otherwise.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:33 |
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Eating waterlogged old mammoth meat sounds gross, what was wrong with people back then, ewwww
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:34 |
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How do you use a pond to store meat?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:36 |
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Bonzo posted:How do you use a pond to store meat? 1) Find pond 2) Find meat 3) Combine
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:46 |
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sounds pretty fuckin gross but I imagine its bette rthan "leave thousands of pounds of meat in the field" I guess
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:51 |
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BeefThief posted:its trunk is perfectly suited to snorting coke Trunk is just cosmetic
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:52 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:sounds pretty fuckin gross but I imagine its bette rthan "leave thousands of pounds of meat in the field" I guess
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:54 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 20:55 |
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the hardest part is finding that bigass tarp colored according to your tribe's chosen color scheme
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:05 |
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Serious question. In rare cases like this, does the museum or research team have to pay the farmer for the bones seeing how it was buried on his property?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:14 |
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Phlairdon posted:Serious question. In rare cases like this, does the museum or research team have to pay the farmer for the bones seeing how it was buried on his property? i'm pretty sure they do
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:14 |
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i think its up to the farmer since its on his property. a lot of people probably just give stuff like that to the local university or whatever. not me, im sellin to the highest bidder, get me some rich ayrabs on the phone
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:17 |
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What's the average market value of a wooly mammoth fossil nowadays?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:19 |
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Um you don't own the rain in the clouds above your land, why would you own the bones underneath?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:24 |
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could probably sell it to make chinese boner pills
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:26 |
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Girl I got a boner like a thousands-years extinct furry elephant
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:30 |
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...do you not?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:30 |
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mammoth my rear end, that's the mutant cyclops i bred and later slew in the last ice age
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:30 |
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Phlairdon posted:Serious question. In rare cases like this, does the museum or research team have to pay the farmer for the bones seeing how it was buried on his property? The bones still belong to the farmer and once they are cleaned and photographed he will have the right to donate or sell them to whomever he wants.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 22:38 |