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I work with a Mormon in a non mormon part of the US and he sends me the company handbook via email every time he hears me curse and also sends complaints about various people to HR all the time. All I did was draw a funny picture in a meeting and I cuss a lot with my office mates but I'm not loud or even in the same office as him. Well I hate mormons just FYI mst4k fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Mormonism is a ridiculous cult, but some of the women are pretty hot. Cases in point: Amy Adams She is a deliciously hot conservative. 
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Nov 7, 2015 02:13
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my best friend in high school was mormon and he always wanted to discuss last week's episode of the x-files in high school not a bad dude, but probably a bad mormon
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Nov 7, 2015 02:19
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Cartouche posted:She is a deliciously hot conservative. Right now the mormon church has a problem with a 2:1 girl to guy ratio
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Nov 7, 2015 02:46
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etalian posted:Right now the mormon church has a problem with a 2:1 girl to guy ratio taint reaped again
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Nov 7, 2015 02:47
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Everyone complains about Mormons but my Jewish Relatives are real uptight. Last year we were baking Gingerbread men for Hanukkah. So instead of little santa hats and stuff we had the little kids decorate them with little yamakas and things and the adults gasped when we put the cookies in the oven. And I'm like we're not going to eat them raw.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:14
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I sometimes wonder what would have happened if Howard Hughes had gotten actual help instead of ya' know, Mormons. That feels like some bullshit alt-history novel someone must have made by now.
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Nov 7, 2015 04:15
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Instead of Mormons how about we get a little lessmons are you with me?!
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Nov 7, 2015 04:40
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happyhippy posted:Remember Ann Frank is a Mormon at least twice over. im ginna die alone and unnoticed nobody is ever gonna know i existed 
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Nov 7, 2015 08:00
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There are also missionaries in heaven to convert you after mortal death but baptism can only be done on Earth, retroactive proxy ok because ???
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Nov 7, 2015 09:28
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they don't like gay people at all
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Nov 7, 2015 09:31
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etalian posted:Right now the mormon church has a problem with a 2:1 girl to guy ratio For a religion that still quite often practices polygamy on the quiet, I don't see how this can be a problem.
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Nov 7, 2015 09:32
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The LDS college of cardinals (or whatever they call themselves) recently announced that the children of same-sex marriages can join the church, but only when they're 18 and if they are no longer dependent on their parents. So, I guess that's good. Because it will save a lot of impressionable children from a lot of jell-o salads.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:58
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Sharzak posted:The frustrating thing about Mormons is that pretty much all of my Mormon friends from elementary school are married and happier than I am. This is what really gets me kind of stunned about the whole thing. The religion is obviously bullshit and by any measure you'd think they'd be completely destroyed by public opinion because of poo poo like hating gays and black people. But the LDS have been so successful in being insular that you can literally get educated, find a partner, and run a business by ONLY SELLING TO OTHER LDS PEOPLE. It literally doesn't matter if you're an idiot or not, you have a marketplace for nearly all aspects of your life. So you bet your rear end they are happier than you are, but there has to be a day coming sometime in the near future where its going to come down. 
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Nov 7, 2015 13:05
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Is there a Mormon dating site where you can search for mormonettes who like anal and ignore the ones who stuff your spilled spooge into their beavers until they get pregnant?
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Nov 7, 2015 13:53
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BigBadSteve posted:Is there a Mormon dating site where you can search for mormonettes who like anal and ignore the ones who stuff your spilled spooge into their beavers until they get pregnant? I might convert for that.
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Nov 7, 2015 15:00
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Sharzak posted:The frustrating thing about Mormons is that pretty much all of my Mormon friends from elementary school are married and happier than I am. turns out the new generation of phenylethylamine-based SNRIs are really effective
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BigBadSteve posted:Is there a Mormon dating site where you can search for mormonettes who like anal and ignore the ones who stuff your spilled spooge into their beavers until they get pregnant? Yes, but it's part of my temple covenant. So I can't share it with you. It's sacred, not secret.
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