Died from hypnosis? Florida will give your family $600,000!

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Pretty sure hypnosis is real, actually

# ? Oct 8, 2015 07:22

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:13

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

a lot of people will confuse pattern breaks and other low level NLP techniques for hypnosis but they're not. hypnosis is just deep, intense concentration and focus.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 07:26

Ben Murphy: Sep 9, 2001; I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

pretty sure that dude hypnotized those kids with his pee pee

# ? Oct 8, 2015 07:27

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I want this guy to hypnotize me to kill myself so maybe I'll do better on the SATs because he's apparently really dumb and gets those mixed up.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:27

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

all hail hypnotoad

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:38

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

Florida achools to pay family of teens 1 million dollars after a black cat, whom obviously was the school principal bewitched, sneezed upon the youths.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:43

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Humboldt Squid posted:

Florida achools to pay family of teens 1 million dollars after a black cat, whom obviously was the school principal bewitched, sneezed upon the youths.

The people of Florida think this is from a documentary.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:56

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i clicked on the video and it's not the one with that pumpkin guy at all :mad:

last time i'm clicking on a goon-posted fetish porn link

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:59

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

Zombie Boat posted:

Can confirm. I'm here now and it's way too loving real.

For instance, I just heard there's a bill in the house to make it illegal to have a gun range in your yard. People are mad about not being able to fire guns towards their neighbors.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

# ? Oct 8, 2015 12:04

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

quakster posted:

i clicked on the video and it's not the one with that pumpkin guy at all last time i'm clicking on a goon-posted fetish porn link

Sorry.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:46

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

quakster posted:

i clicked on the video and it's not the one with that pumpkin guy at all last time i'm clicking on a goon-posted fetish porn link

I don't know how you missed the pumpkin guy unless you were too busy staring at all the dickgirls

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:03

Flubby: Feb 28, 2006; Fun Shoe

I think they're mistaking hypnotism with putting a curse on someone.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:33

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

Moridin920 posted:

well I asked for it but idk that I really wanted it

welcome to hell bitch.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:36

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

KiteAuraan posted:

welcome to hell bitch.

full disclosure I hit that link again later and gave it more than a quick 15-20 seconds skip through (let it run for a minute straight :psyduck:

) and while I wasn't turned on I did have a halfie.

gently caress maybe hypnosis is real

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:40

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Is killing a zombie in Florida considered a hate crime?

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:50

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

How about the Florida mom who may have killed her 11 year old girl because she ate the last of the macaroni and cheese?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article39664977.html

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:53

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:13

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The Taint Reaper posted:

How about the Florida mom who may have killed her 11 year old girl because she ate the last of the macaroni and cheese?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article39664977.html

Typical night.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 22:03

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