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real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
Kill the poster above you.

I'm a really bored 32 year old art lecturer. I'm jerking off when it hits me, my whole has been a waste of time. Then I continue jerking off, but harder than before.

Every killer has a new personality. Go go go!

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
embrace jesus christ as your savior, OP

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

embrace jesus christ as your savior, OP

You didn't follow the rules so I get an extra life.

You interrupt my horrendous jerking off moment of peace, so the moment I open the door I stab you with my umbrella. I say 'come in, it's open' as I pull open the umbrella and your guts expand beyond normal human capacity. I return to my jerking off, unscathed and unperturbed.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
prepare for afterlife, OP

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

dad gay. so what posted:

prepare for afterlife, OP

You think your so funny but your not

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey OP, have you ever thought about turning your thoughts and energy towards something more positive? sure. we all have, right? but i can tell you what you can do about it. pretty much exactly what you want, exactly when you need it.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Wizard Master posted:

You think your so funny but your not

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wizard Master posted:

You think your so funny but your not

you should buy a clue, sherlock

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
maybe someone should kill dad gay i dunno

i'm just sitting here grading papers about how good the latest season of game of thrones was having the time of my life, in perfect safety.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just spit chew spit on pants

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

i just spit chew spit on pants

slick

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

yeah i was like "smoothe move, exlax"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I respect chicks who can handle their skoal.

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Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
*has my buddy/putin-cronie put some polonium in some 5 guys meat*

(he's not right above me itt but is above me)

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