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I was trying to have a nice sexy evening with my gf, so we decided to watch some sexual content and touch each other while doing so. Turns out Irréversible was none of the rage I expected from a French erotic film. First off, I never watch porn for the story. A few minutes to set the scene is fine, but past that it gets just boring. I will not comment on those parts since they do not interest me. I understand that some of you like to have more storyline elements in your porn, so maybe some of you would want to comment on that part. The male actor alone would be enough to ruin the movie, but it's not even the worst part. This film skips foreplay altogether AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY VAGINAL INTERCOURSE AT ALL. Thoroughly disappointed! While I can appreciate a good anal scene, they didn't even show the actors' genitals. Also, though I'm no stranger to the kinkier stuff out there, this one was too rough for my tastes. Ok so her tits are pretty nice, BUT THEY SHOW THEM ONLY AFTER THE ACT! While I understand the reverse chronology setup of the film and that tits are typically whipped out before the sex, I'd say that in terms of pure viewer satisfaction, they shouldn't have stuck so much with realism. 1/5 Simply unacceptable.
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what was his name?
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Oct 10, 2015 21:21
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just sign up for brazzers you artsy loving hipster
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Oct 10, 2015 21:25
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dad gay. so what posted:what was his name? I don't know, I don't really pay attention to male actors unless they're in like 30% of all porn like that one curly haired dude.
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Oct 10, 2015 21:26
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SnowblindFatal posted:I don't know, I don't really pay attention to male actors unless they're in like 30% of all porn like that one curly haired dude.
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Oct 10, 2015 21:29
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SnowblindFatal posted:I don't know, I don't really pay attention to male actors unless they're in like 30% of all porn like that one curly haired dude. nice try but everyone knows
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Oct 10, 2015 21:31
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Will someone please explain the subtleties of French erotic cinema acting to the op? 
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Oct 10, 2015 21:31
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OP, why not try the move family friendly "Anatomy of Hell"?
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Oct 10, 2015 21:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Will someone please explain the subtleties of French erotic cinema acting to the op? I just cant....
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Oct 10, 2015 21:34
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SnowblindFatal posted:I don't know, I don't really pay attention to male actors unless they're in like 30% of all porn like that one curly haired dude. I met him at hempfest a few years ago he's a cool guy
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Oct 10, 2015 21:38
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Most erotic scene at 1:00 https://youtu.be/MitumC0mjDo Possibly NSFW if your work place is very delicate about sexualist
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Oct 11, 2015 00:10
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I don't know, the fire extinguisher scene was pretty hot
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Oct 11, 2015 00:24
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dad gay. so what posted:what was his name?
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Oct 11, 2015 00:26
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symbolic posted:just sign up for brazzers you artsy loving hipster poo poo is expensive. Probably
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OP i recommend "The Adventures of Dick Black, the Black Dick" for your optimal pornography experience 
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Oct 11, 2015 00:28
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XMNN posted:did you buy that av poo poo is expensive. Probably
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