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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

addicted to anything?

monday: opiates
tues: coke
weds: alcohol
thurs: amphetamines
friday: weed
saturday: benzos
sunday: prayer

i don't have a problem because i am not physically addicted to any of them, but my p.o. is a loving moron and won't believe me

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

a word about my weakness?


i'm totally addicted to bass

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

chaosbreather posted:

a word about my weakness?


i'm totally addicted to bass

fish is pretty good

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
you should do them all every day

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rutibex posted:

you should do them all every day

Hay hay hay, smoke everything every day

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i only do drugs on the weekends as im an adult and have poo poo to do and money to make during the week, which i then use to procure drugs for the weekends

its called being an adult

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you should calm down, OP

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Mandator posted:

addicted to anything?

monday: opiates
tues: coke
weds: alcohol
thurs: amphetamines
friday: weed
saturday: benzos
sunday: prayer

i don't have a problem because i am not physically addicted to any of them, but my p.o. is a loving moron and won't believe me

i think you should switch your benzo and alcohol days.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Mandator posted:

monday: amphetamines
tues: amphetamines
weds: amphetamines
thurs: amphetamines
friday: amphetamines/alcohol
saturday: alcohol
sunday: prayer

I updated your chart to reflect my regimen, namaste

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking/drinking/amphetamines/sniffing glue!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nameless_Steve posted:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking/drinking/amphetamines/sniffing glue!

Would have been much funnier if you chose one and we cared

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
also if we knew who you are

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Would have been much funnier if you chose one and we cared

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if you do that at some point youll realize you accidentally got addicted to 7 things

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
If you use the abbrev p.o. your life is already worthless so do whatever

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

so meth then?

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
I'm confused, are you messing with me or have you really never seen Airplane!?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Nameless_Steve posted:

I'm confused, are you messing with me or have you really never seen Airplane!?

Shirley everyone has seen Airplane, I'd imagine.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nameless_Steve posted:

I'm confused, are you messing with me or have you really never seen Airplane!?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nameless_Steve posted:

I'm confused, are you messing with me or have you really never seen Airplane!?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nameless_Steve posted:

Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

dude, you suck

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nameless_Steve posted:

I'm confused, are you messing with me or have you really never seen Airplane!?

Now, it is true that one of the people in this thread hasn't really seen the movie... but, they have seen some of it.


But the other people... they're just fine. They're viewing the film at their leisure... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Mandator posted:


monday: opiates
tues: coke
weds: alcohol
thurs: amphetamines
friday: weed
saturday: benzos
sunday: prayer


Otherwise known as the mom method.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I just mix them all together every day and then if someone asks if i'm addicted to drugs i'm too confused to give a straight answer and have no problem lying. Also i never form relationships which prevents the asking of questions like this

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Now, it is true that one of the people in this thread hasn't really seen the movie... but, they have seen some of it.


But the other people... they're just fine. They're viewing the film at their leisure... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue

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Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Brown case of the Mondays, OP?

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