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When you're out walking and see someone with a dog, just whistle and say "come here boy" really softly. The dog will hear it but the person won't. The dog will get all excited and the person will be like  I hope you try this out sometime this week. It is funny to see dogs very happy. PS Don't try this with a pit bull. The 100lb hipster girl that's walking her "nanny dog" won't be able to control her flesh eating monster and if it bites you you're screwed because they have locking jaws.
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another fun thing to do is to give them treats and rub their bellies (the hipster girl)
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Oct 12, 2015 18:04
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ok i'll try it op
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Oct 12, 2015 18:05
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dad gay. so what posted:another fun thing to do is to give them treats and rub their bellies (the hipster girl) most hipster girls wear tunics and a line shirts because they have a gut from all the craft beer.
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Oct 12, 2015 18:06
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If you're going leave old hot dogs on your lawn, treat them with flavorless odorless strychnine as a warning to dogs not to touch
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Oct 12, 2015 18:08
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another trick is to put flags on their tails so wheb they wag their tails the flag wags too. thanks for listening
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Oct 12, 2015 18:26
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another good trick is to get a big animal and then let it drool all over ppl who visit and act like it's normal
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Oct 12, 2015 18:28
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:another good trick is to get a big animal and then let it drool all over ppl who visit and act like it's normal your a dumb poo poo fucker
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Oct 12, 2015 19:09
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another trick is to teach them to find and arrest criminals
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Oct 12, 2015 19:14
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here's a trick to save money on psychiatry using your dog if you've had a bad day beat the poo poo of your dog to trigger catharsis in your brain. the endorphins released will really brighten your mood!
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Oct 12, 2015 19:20
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another fun trick is to kill yourself op!
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Oct 12, 2015 19:30
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Put the dog on top of a mirror and watch him freak out.
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Oct 12, 2015 19:32
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BigBoss posted:
The worst part is that they might kill the dog afterwards  poor doggy
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Oct 12, 2015 19:35
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Moola posted:your a dumb poo poo fucker DONT be a dog apologist
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Oct 12, 2015 19:37
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is it true that dogs eat cats?
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Oct 12, 2015 19:39
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dad gay. so what posted:is it true that dogs eat cats? dogs will eat anything, even poo (lol). its hosed up and gross but thats sometimes how the cookie crumbles. furthermore,
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Oct 12, 2015 20:15
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Seems cruel and unnecessary op
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Oct 12, 2015 20:17
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Enfield posted:dogs will eat anything, even poo (lol). its hosed up and gross but thats sometimes how the cookie crumbles. furthermore, you cant make an omlette without breaking some eggs
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Oct 12, 2015 20:18
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moose face posted:Seems cruel and unnecessary op yeah so does beating your fat wife
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Oct 12, 2015 20:18
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Enfield posted:yeah so does beating your fat wife It's a good thing that that is a lie
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Oct 12, 2015 20:20
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moose face posted:It's a good thing that that is a lie and I have full custody but OK dude ok sure. why dont you go beat your fat wife about it, idiot
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Oct 12, 2015 20:22
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Is he still beating his wife?
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Oct 12, 2015 21:27
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With some lube and a little imagination it almost feels like a real girl
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Oct 12, 2015 21:32
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Testikles posted:Is he still beating his wife?
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Oct 12, 2015 21:50
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I was at my friends house and he has a husky and someone rang the door bell I went to answer because I expected someone and I opened the door without looking out and yelled SIK HIM, KILL HIS loving rear end! BITE HIM! gently caress HIMUP! to the dog who went wild barking and snarling and ran out the door then I looked and it was just a little negro child trying to sell some crap for a charity. He was so scared, kinda made me feel good making someone fear for their life, should explore this emotion sometime. Anyhow, neat trick.
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Oct 12, 2015 22:10
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^you might he a sociopath bud
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