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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 

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dead in real life
Jun 17, 2012
OP is clearly a badass to have such a controversial opinion

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

tardwrangler posted:

Can't wait to constantly remind this generation how ugly and stupid they looked in their youth.

why put off until tomorrow what you can do today

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Flesh Forge posted:

why put off until tomorrow what you can do today

nebbish
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nounNORTH AMERICANinformal
a person, especially a man, who is regarded as pitifully ineffectual, timid, or submissive.
"He's a nebbish. No money, no prestige, no future"

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skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
You are a dumb, gay instrument

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZjnFZvCNc

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
I Am A Proud Member Of The

Ukulele
Orchestra
Of Great Britain

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Tendai posted:

That works because I am a dumb, gay person.

Also regular guitars are awkwardly big for me and my short freak arms :saddowns:

dumb gay t-rex spotted

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NE

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

what's the official rowdy trout stance on those six string guitaleles because i kinda want one after playing with one at a bbq

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I wanna say that a Melodica is more dumb and gay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melodica

It lacks the dignity of a keytar.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
an instrument for lazy people who dont want to learn how to play an instrument

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

String Beans posted:

dumb gay t-rex spotted
I am a dumb gay muslim dwarf t-rex ukelele player ask me anything

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
In high school I was throwing a big party and a lot of random people were there. There was this one kid who brought a Ukulele. He said his house had just burnt down and the Uke was the only thing he had from it.

Some metal kids smashed it over their heads the next morning and threw it into the pool. It was hilarious and I still laugh about it - it was hosed up (assuming the kids story was true) but that's why it's so funny.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I like baklava

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

String Beans posted:

I wanna say that a Melodica is more dumb and gay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melodica

It lacks the dignity of a keytar.

if it's good enough for every dub and reggae producer ever it's good enough for me. not even in the same ballpark as a uke in terms of sheer faggotry

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Tendai posted:

That works because I am a dumb, gay person.

Also regular guitars are awkwardly big for me and my short freak arms :saddowns:

Try out a short-scale, or hell, even a travel guitar. Martin makes travel guitars that actually sound really pretty.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Leroy Dennui posted:

Try out a short-scale, or hell, even a travel guitar. Martin makes travel guitars that actually sound really pretty.

Don't even bother splaining. People that are even willing to buy a uke without ever playing guitar before are not going to learn to play anything and it'll just be something silly gathering dust. I hate uke players.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
yes guitars yes

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

:iamafag:

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
ukes are actually rad as gently caress and fun to play and way easier to use in the passenger seat of a car (or driver seat). you guys are actually missing out. im a fan of any string box though

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Leroy Dennui posted:

Try out a short-scale, or hell, even a travel guitar. Martin makes travel guitars that actually sound really pretty.
Huh, I didn't know that was even a thing. Going to have to look into that then once I have extra money.

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
Tenor ukuleles sound pretty and aren't as toy-like at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Didn't some huge fat guy with a soft voice make them popular?

"Somewhere over the Rainbow..."

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Leroy Dennui posted:

Try out a short-scale, or hell, even a travel guitar. Martin makes travel guitars that actually sound really pretty.

idk, i just googled this and this kinda racist guy thinks they suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdYI52zVZM

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Who doesn't like George Formby? You can't not like George Formby. I'll fight any man who hates George Formby. Thats despicable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqo5Po462U

Geez gently caress you lady.

It's also a historical fact that Adolf Hitler hated George Formby ok

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

skit herre posted:

idk, i just googled this and this kinda racist guy thinks they suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdYI52zVZM

I can't vouch for the Backpacker, but I've got one that has a more traditional body shape and it has a mellow, jazzy tone to it.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Premeditated Toast posted:

Tenor ukuleles sound pretty and aren't as toy-like at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

im sure somewhere theres a lawnmower faster than a corvette b ut doesnt make it a sports car

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Wicker Man posted:

Didn't some huge fat guy with a soft voice make them popular?

"Somewhere over the Rainbow..."

that's tiny tim, my friend

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

Feel indifferent to the instrument itself but so loving tired of that "somewhere over the rainbow" cover by that dead fat guy

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Tendai posted:

That works because I am a dumb, gay person.

Also regular guitars are awkwardly big for me and my short freak arms :saddowns:

Just get a small parlor guitar, hell put nylon strings on it if you can't handle real strings.

I say this as a guy who was That Guy who thought he was so cool for playing a uke back in '08. They're still fun as hell to pick up and play and you can literally play them in any situation. I don't have to drag out an amp or make space for a uke, I could sit on my rear end right here in this chair and play my uke now if I wanted.

But don't be that guy who plays a ukulele in public.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I can handle real strings, it's just been hard finding a guitar my size as a dwarf :v: I have never heard of a parlor guitar or anything like that till now.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Tendai posted:

I can handle real strings, it's just been hard finding a guitar my size as a dwarf :v: I have never heard of a parlor guitar or anything like that till now.

What class are you, warrior? Leave the music playing to the bards.

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Tendai posted:

I can handle real strings, it's just been hard finding a guitar my size as a dwarf :v: I have never heard of a parlor guitar or anything like that till now.

lol you're a dwarf?

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