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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

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go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


you'll wreck your feet if you actually use this to play tennis

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
This is no tennis shoe.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Perosnally I like them, but I acknowledge I may look like Jerry Seinfeld

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I like it when small women wear large white tennis shoes and tight black pants makes them look silly :v:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah Mackelmore music videos are pretty cool

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



out of the top 100 coolest people in the world easily 96% wear kswiss on the reg

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I switched from wearing Adidas white shoes w/ x colored stripes to KSwiss white shoes with white stripes

No regrets

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

social vegan posted:

out of the top 100 coolest people in the world easily 96% wear kswiss on the reg

:hfive:

kswiss is the boss. adidas is still okay i think.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

You are bougie as gently caress if you wear white shoes imo smdh gotta flaunt your clean shoes like some kinda modern day fat pink nobleperson

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

tbh i usually rock the navy blue moc boat shoes, comfortable as gently caress, but hell yeah white KSwisses

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

i see the shoe but not the nurse is this an optical illusion

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Your mom left it at my house she said for you to get it for her so here you go

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fart Puzzle posted:

You are bougie as gently caress if you wear white shoes imo smdh gotta flaunt your clean shoes like some kinda modern day fat pink nobleperson

yeah noone in the ghetto wears white shoes



oh wait

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:

Your mom left it at my house she said for you to get it for her so here you go

then its definitely an optical illusion because not even my mom would want to be near you

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Professor Shark posted:

tbh i usually rock the navy blue moc boat shoes, comfortable as gently caress, but hell yeah white KSwisses

ok now boat shoes, that ill accept as a bougie-rear end shoe

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they are nice shoes for women and people over 40

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
When I was a lad I went to school in a minority school district and I stepped on a young buck's white tennis shoes accidentally. He killed me.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

then its definitely an optical illusion because not even my mom would want to be near you

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
You should get grey tennis shoes, instead.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The North Tower posted:

You should get grey tennis shoes, instead.

Man, I've been trying to think of a way to tell you guys this all afternoon, but I hosed up with my shoes

Upon further examination, I actually own these shoes:



They're awesome

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my shoes light up when i walk places

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

sambas 4lyf

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I alternate between Doc Martens and Timberland boots.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Mange Mite posted:

yeah noone in the ghetto wears white shoes



oh wait

indeed. in fact, according to Chris Rock, black people shoot each other for stepping on shoes and scuffing them. (lol, such is "da bomb")

King Kambrook
Feb 14, 2012

Kid CUDA posted:

you'll wreck your feet if you actually use this to play tennis

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I just stepped on your shoe and left a black mark. Sorry.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this are my slut shoes i wear on fridays make the bois go crazy

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



You can't nail someones mom or find a dead body without one of these fuckers around.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
their great if youre a nurse i guess

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011
If you are not a sports person, a black child, a black adult man, or a woman, why are you wearing shoes that aren't made of leather?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Toadstrieb posted:

If you are not a sports person, a black child, a black adult man, or a woman, why are you wearing shoes that aren't made of leather?

cows are sacred according to my religion (and the religion of 1 billion people)

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

cows are sacred according to my religion (and the religion of 1 billion people)

what if the shoes already exist? Buy them from a second hand place the cows don't expect you to work miracles

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Toadstrieb posted:

If you are not a sports person, a black child, a black adult man, or a woman, why are you wearing shoes that aren't made of leather?

The white shoes I wear are exclusively made of leather :eyepop:

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

Professor Shark posted:

The white shoes I wear are exclusively made of leather :eyepop:

Need pics, currently assuming



which are pretty sweet tbh

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Toadstrieb posted:

If you are not a sports person, a black child, a black adult man, or a woman, why are you wearing shoes that aren't made of leather?

You're a straight up bitch if you wear anything but athletic tape and muay thai style wraps.

I go to my high power attorney job every day in a suit with no shoes, just MTSW's. People fuckin' know if they don't accept our terms on the big deal I'll fuckin' DROP them with thors hammer and say something cool that I don't even know, but people will just goddam get a boner and clap.

gently caress yeah.

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
my toes are REALY bloody

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