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Applewhite posted:You could but why? you of all people should know that science is about pushing the boundries of accepted fact
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plain blue jacket posted:you of all people should know that science is about pushing the boundries of accepted fact Your scientists were so preoccupied with finding out whether they could make a sluttier Applewhite costume, none of them stopped to ask whether they should.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:11
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Nessa posted:Halloween is, in fact, the best holiday. The way we do it in Louisiana is decorate the Christmas tree, then after Christmas take off the decorations and hang up Mardi Gras beads.
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Halloween is the best holiday because it involves candy, freaky sex, and there is no commitment to spend time with your extended family.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:41
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Wait, you get to have sex? Somebody has been selling me short all these years.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:43
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Halloween it's really bad when you're not single
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Oct 13, 2015 20:48
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Halloween is cool for so many reasons like wow you must be old and married if you dont like it
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This year I'm thinking of putting out an empty bowl with a 'Take One' sign to make it look like I tried so my house doesn't get egged. All these smelly little ungrateful kids ain't gettin any candy from me. They need to go get a job and buy their own goddamn candy. I'm trying to save for retirement over here.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:52
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Witches and possessed animals roam the street outside my windows every day.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:53
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halloween is loving awesome and the op is a huge loser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6089Z_NgPk
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subhuman filth posted:Halloween it's really bad when you're not single its not cheating on halloween
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Qvindtar posted:Halloween is the great social equalizer - even the most awkward loving goon can put on a dumb costume and have a good time somewhere. Also, if you live in a run-down shithole then ur house is already halloween ready 24/7.
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Oct 13, 2015 21:24
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notZaar posted:Uh forgetting Xgiving much? It's Christmas tier. What? Nope. At Christmas you get presents, decorations and holiday specials like Rudolph and poo poo. Thanksgiving is an above average dinner. Halloween has haunted houses, horror movies, gettin' fuckin' wasted, costumes, pranks, and people with fake dead bodies and poo poo on their lawns. On the 4th of July you get to drive to South Carolina, buy some fireworks that aren't legal in your state and proceed to blow things up and set stuff on fire and hope you don't get caught by the cops. I suppose St. Patty's and New Year's are all right because they usually involve getting drunk, but you can get drunk on any day of the year if you want.
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Oct 13, 2015 21:37
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Yeah, why do people like Thanksgiving? We had it here in Canada this past weekend. It's just a family dinner that usually involves turkey. I don't particularly like turkey. I think it is the worst of meats. Thanksgiving is pretty "meh".
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Oct 13, 2015 22:34
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Halloween is a good holiday when you figure out where that drat house that gives away Ecstasy tabs as candy is. I'm always hearing about it on social media but I've yet to find it.
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Oct 13, 2015 22:38
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Halloween music to pumped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMiYqsCYCE0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChlW283_33s
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Arian_Samurai posted:Halloween is the holiday that has the most fist fights. You'd think it would be St Patrick's day, but no it is Halloween. Wisconsin or Arkansas Brett Beilema? Also Halloween is bullshit because I don't get 1.5x pay for working it. Nessa posted:Yeah, why do people like Thanksgiving? We had it here in Canada this past weekend. It's just a family dinner that usually involves turkey. I don't particularly like turkey. I think it is the worst of meats. Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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Oct 13, 2015 22:58
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I love haloween. It's when all the Christmas stuff starts in stores!
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:its not cheating on halloween YES
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Oct 13, 2015 23:39
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Candy is terrible at makes me feel sick. I cap out at apples.
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I happen to be a transsexual currently living in the closet, so halloween is the one day of the year when I can dress the way I feel on the inside. Every year I choose a new female character from a popular movie. My friends all think I'm doing it for laughs, and it is funny because I am kind of feminine-looking and can pass for a woman. Post "costume" pics.
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Breaking news: OP Has been elected Mayor of Wrongsylvania in a stunning landslide at the polls.
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notZaar posted:Halloween is the most nakedly selfish holiday and I love it.
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seriously, halloween in a college town is the loving best except for the part where you can't touch any of the hot young thangs, but still. the ol' spank bank gets a big bailout, if you catch me
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Horniest Manticore posted:counterpoint to the op: Too skinny. 4/10.
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Halloween rulez get hosed op
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Applewhite posted:Music: Monster Mash remains the only good Halloween song. The others are forgettable at best. That's a funny way to spell Werewolf Bar Mitzvah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6V2oCX3Hn4
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Applewhite posted:Easter only very narrowly escapes being the worst holiday by virtue of being low effort. You can cruise by Easter without much trouble. It is easily the second worst holiday though.
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Oct 14, 2015 02:33
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Horniest Manticore posted:counterpoint to the op: those whores will burn in hell
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Applewhite posted:Too skinny. 4/10. 2nd from left is chunky you wrong about holidays and ladies
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Oct 14, 2015 02:37
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You get gently caress girls dressed up as slutty things. thats a +
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Oct 14, 2015 02:39
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if you wouldn't loving destroy each of those girls then i don't know what to tell you
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Horniest Manticore posted:if you wouldn't loving destroy each of those girls then i don't know what to tell you if you didnt pick far right i dunno what to tell you loving idiots
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barracks haircut posted:Halloween music to pumped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3J0iwwsq-w
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ChairmanMeow posted:2nd from left is chunky you wrong about holidays and ladies Not chunky enough
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Gammatron 64 posted:What? Nope. At Christmas you get presents, decorations and holiday specials like Rudolph and poo poo. Thanksgiving is an above average dinner. Both Xgiving and Xmas are the only real family holidays in the US, where you get 2 days off work/school so you can go home and have a big rear end dinner and stuff. Yeah Xmas you trade gifts but Xgiving is right up there and deffo head and shoulders above the other less holidays.
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I handed out toothbrushes and dental floss until the kids stopped coming to my house. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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