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I was in the break room at work and this commercial for a local funeral home started playing on the tv. The commercial was talking about how awesome their website is and how you can set up your funeral service ahead of time. They showed this old lady on her computer showing the site to her grandkids, and they were all wide eyed with awe like she was showing them a funny youtube video or some poo poo, but she was just showing them how she can make brochures and set up details for her cremation and poo poo. Like seriously. Okay kids, grannies gonna die pretty soon , here help me plan my funeral services. And the kids are acting like they are getting fresh baked cookies or some poo poo. Lol
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:29 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:15 |
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i was the granny
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:30 |
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They're just pumped for that inheritance
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:30 |
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it would have been cool if the old ladie tricked the grandkids into looking at the computer screen and then brutally murdered them with a knife from behind
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:41 |
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my gparents were in a commercial for a funeral home like a decade ago and they're still kickin it was weird to see them on TV tho
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:43 |
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sorry about your upbringing OP
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:44 |
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That's actually what it is like, but you don't bring the grandkids along, and your children just hem and haw about every goddamn nickle and dime you spend on your own death. Don't bother splurging on the casket, though. Go nuts on your headstone. My grandparents have granite slabs that run the length of their burial plots and they loving rule.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:45 |
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I want one of those Russian Mafia tombstones with an image of me standing next to my car and looking cool etched on a massive granite slab.
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 23:58 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:15 |
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Are there any funeral home commercials with a catchy jingle? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:44 |