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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pound my tiny little butthole into oblivion

:69snypa:

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Robo Reagan posted:

thats a myth

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

coldplay chiptunes posted:

It's true, in my experience at least.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

huskarl_marx posted:

male pacification, preagricultural history and group sex are all facts of human history

there's no preagricultural history. its not history unless its written down :colbert:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Commie NedFlanders posted:

It's cool that in the end they tied

they are both winners

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Yeah, that girl blew everybody but you at that one party you didn't show up to.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

King Vidiot posted:

Yeah, that girl blew everybody but you at that one party you didn't show up to.

show up to? Lets be honest, they weren't invited.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Rand alPaul posted:

That never happened at my school, the patriarchy kept a pretty tight leash on all the women and shamed them for even discussing sexual urges.

Say what you will about the Patriarchy, but at least they keep the trains running on light rail tracks and not on teenagers.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

:ironicat:

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
How is it like working from the home OP? a ha

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Maoist Pussy posted:

started blowing like dozens of boys in a locker room or backstage in drama class or in the back of a school bus or whatever?

Did you stand in line and get oral sexed by the crazy girl? If so, do you regret it? If not, do you regret it?

I just watched. I like to watch

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

im gonna say.... im admitting... im a mumpy fan and im so happy i wanna suck u all off and gently caress all ur dads for free

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

basement jihadist posted:

im gonna say.... im admitting... im a mumpy fan and im so happy i wanna suck u all off and gently caress all ur dads for free

I rub my nipples while reading this

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

OP i did not receive a blow job from your mom in high school





it was your dad

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Amish girls are well known for it

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I rub my nipples while reading this

cant help myself

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

basement jihadist posted:

cant help myself

me neither human being

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

me neither human being

big fag here

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

no poo poo

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


i like the poo poo stuff

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Yes OP i remember when i waited in line for your mother to suck my dick in high school

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
There was a rumor this busty girl let five or six dudes blow loads on her chest and they called the incident. . . PEARL HARBOR

pretty clever if you ask me

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
her name was albert einstein

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

needs bigger boat posted:

her name was albert einstein

:eyepop:

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Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

captainoblivious posted:

No I used the Speedass and they called my name in about 30 minutes.

ftfy

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