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Cracked's Top 10 Plot Holes You Never Noticed in The Wizard of Oz
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Oct 17, 2015 01:00
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FaradayCage posted:
Could have been even faster if dorothy just drank her fuckin coffee
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Oct 17, 2015 01:05
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its something that a hundred men or more could never do
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Oct 17, 2015 01:05
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i bless the raaaaaains down in africaaaaaa
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Oct 17, 2015 01:07
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dorothy a negligent pet parent???? im literally shakeing at this
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Oct 17, 2015 01:09
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Harald posted:its something that a hundred men or more could never do I'm 30.
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Oct 17, 2015 01:10
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Anthrovore posted:dorothy a negligent pet parent???? im literally shakeing at this Well, that settles it. Dorothy is no friend of mine.
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Oct 17, 2015 01:10
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wasn't the movie all just like a fever dream though?
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Oct 17, 2015 01:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImPXjcC2TM
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Oct 17, 2015 01:13
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hard to tell if this is satire or not?
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Oct 17, 2015 01:15
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Pitdragon posted:wasn't the movie all just like a fever dream though? Or was it?
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Oct 17, 2015 01:15
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gonna take some time to do the things we never diiiid. bum bum bum
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Oct 17, 2015 01:17
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coldplay chiptunes posted:I only just recently realized that those are the actual lyrics and not "a hundred men on mars". dont worry the lyrics make zero sense with or without the inclusion of mars
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Oct 17, 2015 01:19
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I'm literally shakeing over that song about white male colonial imperialism
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Oct 17, 2015 01:21
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Obligatory Handle posted:Or was it? yeah, but wasn't it though?
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Oct 17, 2015 01:23
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Pitdragon posted:yeah, but wasn't it though? It was, sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
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Oct 17, 2015 01:25
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That's a Cairn Terrier for ya.
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Oct 17, 2015 01:29
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pink floyd sucks
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Oct 17, 2015 01:31
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The real tragedy was that in the end she returned to loving Kansas.
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Oct 17, 2015 01:56
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carry on my wayward son
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Oct 17, 2015 01:57
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The oval office of a witch could have said at the beginning that the ruby slippers would get her home
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Oct 17, 2015 02:32
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SirEvelynTremble posted:The oval office of a witch could have said at the beginning that the ruby slippers would get her home Yeah, okay. Then the Lollipop Guild goes under and suddenly you're paying 300 shekels just for a puffy shoulder suit. Basic Ozanomics, dude.
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Oct 17, 2015 02:37
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Nefarious posted:pink floyd sucks I like Pink Floyd.
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Oct 17, 2015 02:49
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Living back in days of yore must have sucked dick. Like this is as hot as the chicks get but now we have yoga pants and blonde sluts. Plus there was world war 1 and world war 2. gently caress that poo poo.
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Oct 17, 2015 02:58
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Dave_Indeed posted:Living back in days of yore must have sucked dick. Like this is as hot as the chicks get but now we have yoga pants and blonde sluts. Plus there was world war 1 and world war 2. gently caress that poo poo. back in the day they had rita hayworth and lauren bacall
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Oct 17, 2015 03:00
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fly my pretties, fl- WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAAAAAAAOHAOHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls out of tower*
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Oct 17, 2015 03:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The real tragedy was that in the end she returned to loving Kansas. I've always thought that the movie would have sold its message better if Dorothy's return to Kansas would have been in color. Even if it'd only been muted colors, it would have sent a powerful message [/dork]
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I've always thought that the movie would have sold its message better if Dorothy's return to Kansas would have been in color. Even if it'd only been muted colors, it would have sent a powerful message [/dork] That's how Kansas actually looks. The whole film was shot in technicolor
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Oct 18, 2015 00:07
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I've always thought that the movie would have sold its message better if Dorothy's return to Kansas would have been in color. Even if it'd only been muted colors, it would have sent a powerful message [/dork] The hidden message is that Kansas actually sucks and Dorothy would have been better off staying in Oz.
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Oct 18, 2015 00:08
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Cnut the Great posted:The hidden message is that Kansas actually sucks and Dorothy would have been better off staying in Oz. That message isn't exactly "hidden" bro Kansas had like 3 good songs tops
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Oct 18, 2015 00:35
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lets sync it up to pink floyd and drop some acid
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Oct 18, 2015 00:37
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SirEvelynTremble posted:The oval office of a witch could have said at the beginning that the ruby slippers would get her home glinda of the north is a "good" witch but also a conniving dictator the wicked witch of the east dies so glinda sends a young girl to kill the witch of the east and expose the great oz as a fraud in the south, leaving herself as the only major power left in the land of oz
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Oct 19, 2015 14:44
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SirEvelynTremble posted:The oval office of a witch could have said at the beginning that the ruby slippers would get her home it's not about the destination but the journey, hth
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Oct 19, 2015 14:47
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Ryoshi posted:glinda of the north is a "good" witch but also a conniving dictator In the sequel, a boy finds out that he's really a girl and he's the princess of OZ. I am not making this up.
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Oct 19, 2015 14:48
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Rosanna is a poo poo song fyi
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Oct 19, 2015 14:49
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Return to Oz is a good movie and had a freaky head scene.
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I was always weirdly attracted to the witch
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