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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

forum user lady ambien will be in charge of a human life in less than half a year :(

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

kazr posted:

forum user lady ambien will be in charge of a human life in less than half a year :(

Aren't they already in charge of their own life?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sending my prayers to little meatpad

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Op how many times/day do you pee on the toilet seat?

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Al Borland posted:

Aren't they already in charge of their own life?

Technically, but generally I like to be a drain on society and hold others accountable for my wellbeing.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

LadyAmbien posted:

Not if we get to it first. You have 5 months to create and birth a baby. THE RACE IS ON.

Congrats to you and Lowtax, I hope everything goes well with baby "meatpad".

Richie
Jul 17, 2002

YARR!
Salt the steak beforehand, fresh ground pepper after cooking. pepper can burn, especially if you sear both sides and finish in the oven.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
The op ate a cow's sanitary towel.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP did you cook the chicken yet?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

LadyAmbien posted:

Rich has been periodically saying "meat pads" and laughing all day long, so thank you for that?
Hahaha you got banned

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Lowtax posted:

Hahaha you got banned

Hahaha you knocked me up. Checkmate.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

LadyAmbien posted:

Hahaha you knocked me up. Checkmate.
Stop trolling me.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Haha, Lowtax is not gay.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I wish I could get my wife to post.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

satanic splash-back posted:

Haha, Lowtax is not gay.
Also I cooked a steak last night, can independently verify w/family meat pads were NOT cooked.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like my steak with extra meatpads.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
When preparing meatpads do you sprinkle on the silica gel before or after cooking?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know what OP? For every meatpad you don't cook, I'm gonna cook three!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Lowtax posted:

Also I cooked a steak last night, can independently verify w/family meat pads were NOT cooked.

They're much better deep-fried.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

mind the walrus posted:

Solid 1-2 knock out.

hey I'm a walrus again we're walrus buddies like the old days

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Applewhite posted:

I wish I could get my wife to post.

you were really bad in bed last night

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Darth123123 posted:

you were really bad in bed last night

Ha! The joke's on you, I didn't have sex last night, so you were obviously sleeping with someone else
sucker.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

successfully cooked a steak earlier, the pad floated off in the vinegar marinade so made sure not to cook it. p straightforward

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my mom put some of my socks in my underwear drawer instead of in my sock drawer
all day long ive been wearing a sock on my dick

mmmmoooooommmmmmmmmmm!!! :argh:

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