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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
30 for 30 presents: Between a Rocky and a Hardplace

What ever happened to Rocky Balboa's opponents? This documentary looks at the lives of Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and others to see how they've dealt with being once up-and-coming stars only to be brought down and forgotten thanks to a defeat by Rocky Balboa.

edit: Holy poo poo, Apollo's dead?! We'll just use some archive footage,then.

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
One about Malice in the Palace and Ron Artest Metta World Peace in general.



Or one about the lockerroom gun standoff between Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton who later went on to murder someone

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

one year i had ricky williams as a back up on my fantasy football team and I subbed him in to two games where he scored me about 30 points. everyone hated me that year it was lol.

also i want to do yoga and pranic healing with ricky at the University of the Incarnate Word.

(and smoke weed)

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

ArmZ posted:

University of the Incarnate Word.

This sounds pretty metal to be honest

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
30 for 30: Angels in the Outfield

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Genius. That might be the best thing they've done since the bad blow job girl

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
What if I told you the rise and fall of one of sports' greatest champions was built on madness? If a man could go from the cream of the crop and be fired the next day? If the only thing that truly mattered in this world was the protection of the sweet Miss Elizabeth?

30 for 30 presents:
Macho Madness

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Pikachu: The Later Years

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

FogHelmut posted:

They made on about Bo Jackson ruining his poo poo which is all you need to know.

They did do one about the Boz. I can't remember the name but it had him and his son going through old memorabilia while he talked about what a jackass he had been back then and how his dad pushed him too hard..

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
did they make one for the best NFL hits? I would like to see that

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

They should do one about jock jams.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

empty baggie posted:

They did do one about the Boz. I can't remember the name but it had him and his son going through old memorabilia while he talked about what a jackass he had been back then and how his dad pushed him too hard..

Brian and the Boz

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bollig posted:

I hope they do one about the buttfumble.

It should be presented as a conspiracy theory, with Zapruder-like frame by frame analysis.

:edit:

A 30 for 30 about Mutant League Football.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

The 1998 world championships of Magic: the Gathering

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

I hate Christian Laettner was a good one, but I'm a Duke fan and witnessed the shot live so I may be biased.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

empty baggie posted:

I'm a Duke fan

lol

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003


Sorry you don't like winners. Personally, I like it when my teams win games.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
How the US demonized steroids because the eastern block countries were using them to win in the olympics and how steroids are actually good when used under the care of a specialist.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

How the US demonized steroids because the eastern block countries were using them to win in the olympics and how steroids are actually good when used under the care of a specialist.

bob has bitch tits

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

bob has bitch tits

bob also runs the 40 in 4.8 and benches over a quarter ton, he's allowed to have tits. whats your excuse

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Frostwerks posted:

bob also runs the 40 in 4.8 and benches over a quarter ton, he's allowed to have tits. whats your excuse

he could run it faster if his bitch tits weren't smackin him in the face

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
getting clobbered in the face by knockers is basically the best sort of motivation a man can have, tim

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Frostwerks posted:

getting clobbered in the face by knockers is basically the best sort of motivation a man can have, tim

they'er supposed to be at the end of the race, not on his chest

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

bollig posted:

I hope they do one about the buttfumble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFXMhMBjdk

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

FIRST TIME posted:

It should be presented as a conspiracy theory, with Zapruder-like frame by frame analysis.

:edit:

A 30 for 30 about Mutant League Football.

If we're getting a Zapruder-esque one, it should be the Immaculate Reception.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
30 For 30 Presents: Fast As Light

ESPN reflects on the sports craze of Lazer Tag and Photon of the mid-80s. The rise and fall of the sport and game centers over the course of just a few short years.

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