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Nooner posted:I would never lie to you, a bay when did blink 182 get more members
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Nov 3, 2015 03:29
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:holy lmao. you just owned yourself. like you could be any of those four guys and still be owned. is your frat called "lambda lambda lambda"? You live in a halfway house 
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Nov 3, 2015 03:29
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Nooner posted:You live in a halfway house hopefully it's halfway to a bar 
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Nov 3, 2015 03:31
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Shortly after turning 21, I ordered a Bulleit bourbon in our local bar. Having limited experience with whiskey, I asked the bartender for a 'boo-lay'. He promptly laughed at me. Good whiskey though.
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Nov 3, 2015 03:35
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Yesterday this girl I've been seeing met me at a bar and we drank beers and watched the Raiders tear up the jets it was a very nice afternoon
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Nov 3, 2015 03:37
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Hot Jam posted:You got it, the town where puking up natty light in a cowboy hat gets you high-fives. I went to one of the bars there on quarter draw night. I parked across the street and when I left I opened my truck door, did the quick left-right look and started to unzip my pants to take a piss. I hear a voice behind me go "You're not thinking of doing what I think you're thinking of doing?!". I turn around and two cops had stopped mid stride behind me and were looking at me incredulously. I tossed the keys into the back of the truck and said "No sir! Absolutely not!" then I got on the ground and rolled underneath the truck and fell asleep there.
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Nov 3, 2015 03:39
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Champenema posted:I hit on this young drunk girl at happy hour. Wearing scrubs and letting her thong show. Next thing you know she's grabbing my junk and grinding on me at the bar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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Nov 3, 2015 05:53
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I was a at a club in the outdoor VIP area. My buddy Eric was talking to some giant Tongan dude and I was conversing with a sweet young lady who was having a great deal of trouble ensuring her breasts stayed within the confines of her dress. Eric decides to introduce me to his giant friend and he goes for a friendly handshake and this is in one smooth motion mean mugs me, midhandshake and doesn't let go and starts squeezing. I said alright that's enough what's your problem? And the dude is like "where the gently caress are you from? I said I'm from here. He's not satisfied--no, where's your family from? You look like you're from the east coast. I said what do you know about east coasters? He said I know they're the worst of the worst but some of em are the best of the best. I said yeah I'm Jewish, what do you know about the Jews? And he repeated his worst of worst best of the best line. Dudes face is just mean--not smiling but literally just baring teeth but the conversation has been, thus far, not going to immediately lead to a fight. So I say what about you? You don't look like you're from around here either. He says I'm German and Tongan. I wanted to ask if his parents were still together but technically that would be me getting personal first which I don't like to do. So he tells me that and I say okay take it easy. He thinks this is his in--the gently caress you mean take it easy? I raise my hands up peacefully and motion towards the door. I just thought you were leaving, I said. And he did.
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talked to an art dealer, pointed out some stuff in the art he recently purchased, got some free art talked to a major tech company ceo, kinda weird vibe to do that in a bar that homeless like to drink at, but hey w/e found a twenty in the doorway, got wasted, puked for about three hours
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