- Slanderer
- May 6, 2007
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http://internet.gawker.com/what-this-artist-has-done-with-landscape-photography-is-1737909583
quote:For months, one diligent artist has toiled to make and curate a majestic collection of landscape photographs, unlike anything you’ve seen before. Were these merely pretty landscapes, Clancy Philbrick would be just another world traveler with an aspirational Instagram account, but they’re not: they’re Nutscapes. And there’s a big, hairy nutsack in each one. Which means he’s also a genius.
You could argue that the conspicuous testicles—mostly Philbrick’s, although he has a partner in the project and accepts worthy fan submissions—obscure the scenery, but that would be missing the point. They’re a compositional element that forces the viewer to rethink the entire milieu. The photographer has emerged from behind the lens and inserted something of himself—to wit: his balls—into the frame.
Philbrick spoke to the Daily Dot about the moment he first became so inspired by natural beauty that he felt compelled to drop his nuts into it.
“I was on a solo trip out in the bush of New Zealand shooting some typical landscape photography,” the Nutscape navigator wrote, “and while on top of a mountain looking out at this amazing concave glacier in the distance, I felt a great gratitude for my surroundings and a primal urge to connect on a deeper level with Mother Nature.”
“The next thing I knew, I was taking a picture of my balls dipping into the negative space above the glacier.”
Like all world-changing ideas, it seems obvious in retrospect. It’s now difficult to imagine a reality where eye-popping landscapes aren’t viewed through a glistening haze of ball-hair, twinkling in the sun.
Which is why it breaks my heart that by drawing well-deserved attention to Philbrick’s nutsack, we may have doomed it to ultimate obscurity. Such is the effect of the observer on the observed—or just the effect of Instagram’s censorship policies. I fear that once the notorious nipplephobes at the Facebook-owned photo sharing site catch wind of Nutscapes, it may not be long for this world.
I urge you to contemplate it while you’re able. In these nuts, find your own meaning.
As a great poet once said, nut-thing gold can’t stay.
https://instagram.com/p/1Q2ikkAakf/
https://instagram.com/p/zLxL_lAarb/
He is so brave for finally revealing himself to the world at large. How many times did the mods ban him for ball pride, when they should have been applauding him?
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- penus penus penus
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by piss__donald
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lol those are some good rear end pictures too
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Oct 21, 2015 23:39
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- VendaGoat
- Nov 1, 2005
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Art in 2015 is awesome.
Someone get the Dorkroom guys in here.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:40
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- Xaris
- Jul 25, 2006
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Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
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firecrotch eww
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Oct 21, 2015 23:43
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- Windows 98
- Nov 13, 2005
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HTTP 400: Bad post
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Laughing my balls off
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Oct 21, 2015 23:52
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- Windows 98
- Nov 13, 2005
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But really he should cut his balls off
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Oct 21, 2015 23:52
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- That Robot
- Sep 16, 2004
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ask me anything about robots
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Buglord
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nutscape navigator lol
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Oct 22, 2015 02:03
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- Whirlwind Jones
- Apr 13, 2013
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Can we confirm that these are actually his (or at least an actual human's) nuts? I have a feeling it would be pretty easy to rig up a convincing prosthetic which would make taking such pictures infinitely easier.
I'll withhold my thoughts and judgement until this issue can be resolved.
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