What would your ideal self look like?

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givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

numberoneposter posted:

I would not like to look like Enfield.

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ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

enfield came pretty close to looking like ghost rider. gotta respect that

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i would be a skeleton, but not one that moves. just a corpse with all of the flesh gone

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Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Elijah wood really let himself go

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

hitler hated norse paganism dont these fucks realise that

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basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

hitler & co got some nipple necks

# ? Oct 23, 2015 10:43

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

hitler hated norse paganism dont these fucks realise that

after some ver brief research it appears that he did not in fact hate it but did not think much of it either. i wish he did hate it it would be funnier

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Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

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Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Mein Eyes! posted:

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Wooded Zacynthus: Mar 15, 2015

Qvark posted:

Umm back story on this plz. Asking for my mom

That is David Cameron, the Prime Minister of England you ignorant fool

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Setset: Apr 14, 2012; Grimey Drawer

BigBadSteve posted:

im definitely gay

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Serious Frolicking posted:

i would be a skeleton, but not one that moves. just a corpse with all of the flesh gone

Have I got some good news for you!

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

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ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

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Bacontotem: May 27, 2010

Not fat

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

me, but I look like Brad Pitt

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RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

Yolomon Wayne posted:

i've never seen racist tats that look that well done

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Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

no fair posting a real picture of yourself

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Yolomon Wayne posted:

lmao it looks so good exc ept where his nips interrupt it

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God Damn Dam God: Dec 24, 2004; I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.; Grimey Drawer