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bags of juice that you jab a straw into. All my friends thought I was an idiot, but that Capri Sun guy is probably loving loaded.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:02
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I invented mayonnaise. Nobody liked it for like 10000 years. Now it's popular finally.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:11
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Wifi
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you wanna depress yourself, think about any inane, stupid expensive thing you bought as a kid and just how much money you would have made if it was put in apple stock instead up to and including your college fund
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I invented Steam, Netflix, and Spotify when I was 6 and saw a video on the World Wide Web (WWW, as the cool kids call it). Too bad I was a fuckass in high school and never did anything with my inventions.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:17
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I invented using a condom while jacking it.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you wanna depress yourself, think about any inane, stupid expensive thing you bought as a kid and just how much money you would have made if it was put in apple stock instead Not much, Apple stock has always been pretty expensive.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Not much, Apple stock has always been pretty expensive. I could have had basically zero fun to own basically no Apple stock now. Why didn't I do that?
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Oct 23, 2015 04:21
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staberind posted:I invented using a condom while jacking it. Why on Earth would you wear a condom to jack it? That's like blowing out the candle on a birthday cake you made for yourself.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:55
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a birthday cake without candles is no birthday cake at all
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criscodisco posted:Why on Earth would you wear a condom to jack it? That's like blowing out the candle on a birthday cake you made for yourself. Please, elaborate on your childhood.
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Drunk history
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dad gay. so what posted:i made a robot out of some wood and wires from the garage Did you do something really stupid like leave it on the side of the road in Philly?
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I found some leftover dry cement and fixing a broken piece of curb that my friends and I drove our bikes up onto.
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I evolved being white to protect myself against police and now there's all the loving pale-faced devils everywhere doing it when there aren't even any cops around.
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selfie cam stick
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i drew a plane without rounded surfaces so it would reflect radar away made up a plan for self-checkout for some stupid kid invention contest
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Oct 24, 2015 15:07
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i invented collecting jellyfish into a sand pail
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Oct 24, 2015 15:12
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things i could have done to make money off that 1) threaten to throw them at girls if they didn't give me money 2) freeze them and sell them as popsicles 3) copyright revenue 4) promised them freedom in exchange for their pots of gold e: guess i can still do all of those except copyright it since someones probably already done it
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You know those shoes for kids with the built in rollers in the bottom that let them run and then roll for a while? I had a concept design for those when I was like 7-8 and I told my mom about it and she didn't understand what I meant so told me it'd never work. Thanks mom.
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Big Beef City posted:You know those shoes for kids with the built in rollers in the bottom that let them run and then roll for a while? I had a concept design for those when I was like 7-8 and I told my mom about it and she didn't understand what I meant so told me it'd never work. Thanks mom. i had this idea and my mom mortgaged her house and sold all of the family jewelry to make a prototype and now i'm rich and live in a house shaped like a giant roller shoe jealous?
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NOoooooooooooooooooooooo
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