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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YPs0AkzvU "We have all this super awesome photorealistic hardware that can play the game in 4K, but the only units in the game are hovertanks, objectively the least visually interesting unit. Enjoy playing this inferior rip-off of Supreme Commander" -the game developers.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 02:58 |
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:03 |
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Pre-beta lol
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:12 |
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Chomp8645 posted:
It's funny because it's a game for beta bitches.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:14 |
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Chomp8645 posted:
oh man where will they ever find rts spergs with 2000 dollar computers to test their glorious piece of software
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:16 |
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The best part is where it says: "and it'll probably kill your pets."
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:19 |
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im gonna play some tyf2 if anywho wants too
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:19 |
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"You know what's futuristic? Hovertanks." "Let's make every unit a hovertank, so you know it's the extra future." *Uses engine capable of rendering realistic textures and movement in glorious 4k to build game where every unit looks like a metal donut with a turret on top* It takes place after the singularity, the time when every nerd's most creative and outlandish dreams can come true. Where are the lumbering mechs? The sinuous spider monsters? The 50ft women with laser tits? I haven't been this disappointed in a game that hasn't come out yet since Windows98's GBS RPG.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:36 |
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"I'm glad I spent $40 so I could watch a floating oil refinery launch glowing orbs at a bunch of silver Pacmans" -discerning customers If you'll excuse me, I'll be playing Commander Keen until a better game comes out.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:40 |
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Applewhite posted:Commander Keen did you ever translate that alien text, i did
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:49 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:did you ever translate that alien text, i did I used to write in the alien text (AKA the Standard Galactic Alphabet) all the time when I was little to the point where I could read it like the regular alphabet. The SGA is also featured in my other all time favorite game: Minecraft.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:06 |
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Applewhite posted:I used to write in the alien text (AKA the Standard Galactic Alphabet) all the time when I was little to the point where I could read it like the regular alphabet. you're gay
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:13 |
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DarkFleetOne posted:you're gay No u
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:15 |
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Chomp8645 posted:
Pro-beta
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:23 |
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Tell us what this game is aboot
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 09:27 |
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Video games have stupid names
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 10:10 |
Why would I play this when I could play Wargame: Red Dragon which looks and is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XybTzMDEiu0 my kinda ape fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 10:37 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:Why would I play this when I could play Wargame: Red Dragon which looks and is wargame kinda sucks actually.... I want to like it but it's impossible to get in to after taking a break. need a good team for it to be fun.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 10:52 |
hemale in pain posted:wargame kinda sucks actually.... I want to like it but it's impossible to get in to after taking a break. need a good team for it to be fun. Actually it's really good. Or maybe that's because I always play it with 1-2 friends. It's weird because all the pubbies who play it online are really amazingly bad at it unlike everyone who plays traditional RTS games where they invariably kick me in the dick so hard it flies back into my body and I die like a defenseless baby.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 10:55 |
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It's just one of those things which is impossible to get back into. I used to play airland battle and so much has changed since then i cba to relearn balance/remake decks and try to force my freinds to play it with me. automatch and 1v1s are terrible/dead so it's just not something you can play alone.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 11:01 |
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i hope ashes of singularity is good and cool because i liked sup com forged alliance
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 11:04 |
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Applewhite posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YPs0AkzvU im the very noticable screen tearing
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 11:06 |
"Instead of using intuitive 2D icons for units that make visual sense when zoomed out, we're harnessing the awesome computer power of Nowadays to allow players to get the feel of being a real commander with absolutely no command and control systems other than a telephone and a flying saucer, Just Like Gamers Always Wanted." Do one, Stardock Guy.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 18:33 |
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Is this star citizen?
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 19:05 |
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in the ashes of the weed singularity only the many artistic incarnations of snoop dogg will remain
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 19:30 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:55 |
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i have a lot of time for stardock because of Gal Civs but they can gently caress right off with this off-brand jabroni rts bullshit
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 19:58 |